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Lamia: Prelude

I was reading through my old blog posts and thought to myself that "Oh balls, this writing is terrible". So, I've decided to redo my "Hacker" story (as if it was something that even got started), if only to prove to myself that I can write better than... whatever those two chapters were.

Anyway, it's called "Lamia" because it covers for the insecurity and awkwardness of "Hacker" with more...

Comments: 14 Submitted: Mon Nov 01, 2010 12:52 AM

You guys are pampered little jerks:

You think your life is tough? Well, my mom kicked me out of my hosue before I was 13, so to survive I had to travel with this middle aged guy who only thought about getting laid and getting hard, and this teenage girl who beat me and only thought about getting wetter. So the three of us, we traveled from town to town, picking fights with other kids and even adults. Life was total shit, and the only thing that kept me going was my dream of...

Comments: 10 Submitted: Fri Oct 30, 2009 11:44 PM

Hacker: Debut (Ch. 1)

The reason I'm letting the plot crawl slowly is because I'm not sure how much I want to keep this story going. However, the good thing is, I know exactly how the plot is going to end up if I do finish it.


River walked on the untrodden grass of the grove. The trees were relatively young, and the sun had just come up. She put her hand on one of the trees, tracing a scar running down the bark....

Comments: 15 Submitted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 10:31 PM

Hacker: Prelude

I was going to write an actual chapter but, well, I got lazy and now I'm just writing a prelude I never planned to write.

It was a night not meant for traveling, but nevertheless, two figures silently walked towards an imposing flight of stairs from opposite directions. They froze, their hands reaching towards the pockets of their cloaks. Then, one recognized the other and wordlessly beckoned to the other. The two...

Comments: 8 Submitted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 11:26 PM

Niko the Stalker

GTA IV is that fun:

I like to stalk people.
Follow them everywhere they go. They get in a cab or car, I'll follow behind them slowly at pace equal to theirs, always 2 cars length behind them. They get a hot dog, I get a hot dog, etc.
While doing this one day I came across a couple. A dark haired man with medium length hair, and this girl who had gorgeous long blond hair.
I followed this couple for miles, from Alderney...

Comments: 8 Submitted: Wed Jul 01, 2009 03:54 AM

Ant Problem

My house has a major ant problem. Luckily I reside upstairs. Nevertheless, once every 5 minutes or so an ant comes trotting along my desk. First I place a coin or another object in its path. This confuses the ant, causing it to run off in a different direction, but my finger is waiting. I block its path with my finger. It runs in the opposite direction, but I anticipate this. Soon the ant is encircled by pens and other barriers, and if it...

Comments: 18 Submitted: Wed Jul 01, 2009 03:43 AM

Froggy told me to do this.

For truths. So, once upon a time, (1/T) pretty little Polly Nomial was strolling through a field of vectors when she came to the edge of a singularly large matrix. Now Polly was convergent and her mother had made it an absolute condition that she never enter such an array without her brackets on.
Polly, however, who had changed her variables that morning and was feeling particularly badly behaved, ignored this condition on the grounds that it...

Comments: 8 Submitted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 01:22 AM

xXyZaThEx approaches.

Funny Froggy is so sexily cool it's not even funny. In fact, it's more awesome than anything. To be honest, he should get an award for kicking more ass than anybody else. Words will never describe how awesomely cool he is.

xXyZaThEx (4:52:03 PM): should i say how all ladies in vutales should line up to be with you?
xXyZaThEx (4:52:04 PM): xD
AznThunderMaster (4:52:40 PM): Yaaa!
AznThunderMaster (4:52:41 PM): :D

Now, on a...

Comments: 14 Submitted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 12:53 AM

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11 years ago
@dest1 Little Desticles is all grown up. Now let's hope the phone number isn't the rejection hotline, yo.
11 years ago
@dee32693 if you don't mind using megavideo.
11 years ago
Clicked the O HAI VUTALES ad. Got Communist Roll'd. FML
11 years ago
@dee32693 And don't forget to watch Inside North Korea too. Yeah, I just went there. I suck. (But totally serious)
11 years ago
@Nass ikr?


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