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So I jailbroke my iPod...

...And it's fascinating. Not just because it makes the user experience more enjoyable- which it does, by the way. I find the customization offered by jailbreaking fantastic. I'm no longer restricted to doing things inside my apps; now I can change my iPod itself. I get a miniature high (lol nerd) when I install a new Cydia app, when it completely changes the way I do something on my iPod. Or when I find a guide about how to do cool...

Comments: 14 Submitted: Thu Aug 05, 2010 05:30 AM

The weather is a prick

I live in SoCal, so it's sunny. A lot. It's so sunny that I've come to hate sunny days- they're just so... NORMAL. It enrages me. So every time I wake up in the morning and see clouds out my window, my heart leaps with joy. Or whatever you dern kids use to describe happiness these days. Anyways, I check the forecast every day. And for the past month, it has been a total prick. At first, it says it's going to be cloudy....

Comments: 9 Submitted: Sun Mar 07, 2010 05:41 PM

Finally level 100.

First of all, a warning: This is an actual MMO-related blog. AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

I FINALLY reached level 100 on my Broan hermit. And it only took 2 years and 10 months! I was going to take a screenshot of the moment I leveled up, but I forgot for a couple of seconds. Then as the green "Level Up" was beginning to disappear, I finally remembered and began breaking my scroll lock button. Anyways, long...

Comments: 13 Submitted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 11:19 PM

I am so pro at Twitter.

I am so freaking pro at Twitter. I've got an entire TWENTY THREE FOLLOWERS! And get this- nearly SIX of the them are real people! And only HALF of them quit Twitter 7 months ago! Can you believe it?!

Still not impressed? Then look at it this way- six multipled by a million is six million. SIX MILLION FOLLOWERS!


Comments: 16 Submitted: Fri Dec 04, 2009 03:32 AM

Gift cards are stupid.

I hate the idea of people buying gift cards as presents. I'm assumimg they do this because they can't think of a present idea and giving someone money as a present is impolite, but that doesn't make it any less stupid. When a person gives me a gift card as a present, this is what I see:

Lame person: Hi, have a gift card for Burger King as your birthday present. You can only use it at Burger King, so if you want to go...

Comments: 14 Submitted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 07:53 PM

"The Lottery" Sucks

In case you don't know, The Lottery is a short story of a village that holds a lottery. The winner of the lottery is stoned to death, but you don't know that until the end of the story.

Oops, I just spoiled the story for you. Damn.

Anyways, after I finished reading The Lottery, my first thought was "What the hell was that?". I cannot STAND books without a happy, or...

Comments: 29 Submitted: Sat Oct 17, 2009 12:43 AM

I would never talk about my real life on the internet.

Blogging doesn't appeal to me, mostly because I find it extremely creepy to have people read and comment about me on the internet. Which is why I don't talk about my real life on the internet. Now that I think about it, I don't even talk about my real life in real life.

Even worse is when people post (supposedly) real pictures of themselves on the internet. If I were famous, maybe I wouldn't care. But right now, I would...

Comments: 22 Submitted: Sun Oct 11, 2009 01:02 AM

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11 years ago
Hey look, I wrote a merchanting guide. Not that anyone here still plays MS.
11 years ago
GAHHHH I hate scrolling! 3 out of my 7 polearm 60% scrolls worked... well, there goes 35 mil worth of scrolls
11 years ago
Got a Ch.1 FM 5 spot in Maplestory. That hasn't happened in months, which means I'm going to d/c now.
11 years ago
You know what pisses me off in MS? People who use the term "merchanter".
11 years ago
Wrote a new blog. And it's actually related to a MMO. Gasp.


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