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Soul-crushing happiness.

I'm writing this as my fiancee is away working out because if I were to write it while she were present I'd get 1000 questions about my happiness and all such related nonsense.

Growing up is almost universally tragic. I'm sure all of you can relate. Why do I say that? Let me explain. I recently got a job, classified in nature. Let's just say I train monkeys. Because honestly? That's what I do. People are going to draw conclusions based...

Comments: 1 Submitted: Fri Oct 23, 2015 02:38 AM

Fitness progress 2

Hey fellas. No nekkid pictures this time but I thought I'd update on where I was!

I've gone over twice in 14 days. Once by 163 calories and another by an undisclosed amount.

I've gone from 215 lbs to 205 so far. Over the course of 2 weeks, which is way more than I had anticipated so that's good I guess. I don't want to lose too quickly though and I've been told its always the fastest at the beginning so I'm hoping it continues and I...

Comments: 0 Submitted: Sat Feb 28, 2015 09:22 PM

Fitness progress

So, in an effort to motivate myself I've decided to post progress pics of my fitness challenge so you guys get to see me half naked every week.


What I'm doing:
Being generally more active (Not actively working out, yet)
Eating 1500 calories a day (Need 2100 to stay the same weight)
I'm taking vitamins and supplements and keeping off my Crohn's medication to see if this is suitable to maintain remission....

Comments: 5 Submitted: Tue Feb 17, 2015 09:14 PM

Bored at work, wanted to write something.

This is probably going to be another compilation of sorts:

Dark Souls 2

I never played the first Dark Souls but so far I really enjoy Dark Souls 2. I just got into NG+ and it's really pretty tough. I've been streaming it a bit to my 2-4 viewers along with League of Legends and it's become a pretty fun experience for me. It's nice to not have to worry so much about class for a couple of months.

Got a second job

I work...

Comments: 1 Submitted: Sat May 17, 2014 09:57 PM

Not good at anything.

Hey. Going to preface this with:

I'm going to be whining. Do with that what you will, I guess.

In any case, I made this because recently I've been feeling fairly...angsty? I have been going through my finals for my final (maybe) year of college and I just don't feel very good. I haven't had large amounts of success. I'll spare you the logistics but it isn't what I'd like. I have to apply for grad schools and such as well. Anyway, with...

Comments: 3 Submitted: Wed Dec 11, 2013 04:01 AM

Do it.

So, I just scheduled for my next semester, which may very well be my last. Maybe. In scheduling certain classes I found myself looking over the various courses the school offered: introduction to drawing, introduction to folklore, ichthyology, mammalogy. etc. And a phrase recurred:

"I've always wanted to do that"

I've always wanted to be an exceptional artist, rather than mediocre. I've always wanted to own a zoo, and therefore thought...

Comments: 3 Submitted: Wed Apr 17, 2013 04:28 AM

More blogs, yay.

Alright, so I'm gunna dive into the new blog thing like David and Iforgethernameduckgirlorisitnotagirl?ithinkit'sagirl.

Alright, first off. Obligatory goings-ons. Firstly, I am still in college. Studying biological sciences, animal science, and religious studies. (Major, minor, minor) I have enough credit to graduate but I'd like to finish up both of my minors so I'm staying an extra semester or two.

Secondly, still working at a museum....

Comments: 1 Submitted: Sat Oct 13, 2012 09:17 PM

"Leave that to Smarter Minds than me" (And a little advertisement)

I suppose I'm going to devote this blog to my many inadequacies and my approaches to them. I'm going to treat it as a character building exercise. It's something that's been on my mind.

So here's the list.

I try to hard

In everything I do, I put my soul into it. Under normal circumstances, I'd say that was a good thing but in all honesty, not everything DESERVES all of a person's attention. Devoting time and effort and love and...

Comments: 13 Submitted: Fri Jul 06, 2012 10:03 AM

Libido of an 80 year old...

Figured I'd write a blog.

Recently, I haven't had sex. Normally that'd bug me but really, it hasn't. I don't even masturbate anymore. It's just not an urge I get anymore. I dunno if my hormones have leveled out or something but I actually quite like it. I don't really need to be with someone for it anymore. I can like the person now. (Still with the girl from almost 2 years ago) This all seems retrospectively boring to everyone but me so...

Tags: Sex non-existant life growth Comments: 4 Submitted: Wed Jun 20, 2012 04:26 AM

[LoL] Show the Support Some Love!

I'm going to start a new blog series about LoL. I want to be active.

Hey guys, today I realized in public normals, the support is underutilized and is monumentally helpful. People rarely use supports because they're not used to y'know, not getting kills. This selfish attitude tends to carry into ranked as well. no one wants to play the tank or the support.

'Duh" says the skeptical on-looker.

But today, I'm here to show you how...

Comments: 9 Submitted: Sat Mar 03, 2012 09:09 PM

Shoulda known.

How do you allow yourself to become less than what you should be? I've spent the last month turning into someone I don't want to be, someone I dislike. How do you let yourself get to a point in a relationship where you totally ignore the changes occurring in your partner.

I feel like I'm spiraling. (Forgive the sadness and angst) Every day is a carbon copy of the last, sometimes with the added work, or extra class or a new type of...

Comments: 2 Submitted: Sat Mar 03, 2012 05:53 AM

In an effort to provide some content!

Hello there, guys! I've recently decided that with all the freetime I've been having I'm going to start blogging frequently again. So to start off, I'd like to propose a new idea. (For myself atleast) I'm actually going to blog about games!

So, in an effort to circumvent poorly written or acclaimed blogs I'm going to let YOU, yes YOU the view decide which games I blog and/or video for your viewing pleasure! So, I'll be providing you with a...

Tags: games, Dustin, post, awesome Comments: 6 Submitted: Wed Nov 16, 2011 10:00 PM

A Personal Statement

When I was a senior in high school, I had a life-altering experience. My father, whose been married to my mother for around 25 years, cheated on my mother. I am no longer afraid to tell people that fact simply because that experienced turned both my and my father’s life around.

My father had felt inadequate and as if he was no longer the subject of admiration from his wife. In an effort to feel loved, my father found a woman...

Comments: 4 Submitted: Wed Nov 09, 2011 08:40 PM

This blogs about to blow!

No really!

So how do you guys feel about religion ruining relationships? Lemme enlighten you guys on an instance that is particularly near and dear to in directly influential.

There's this girl. She's pretty sweet. She's Mormon. Heard it before? Stop me if you have. In any case, I went to a church function to hang out with her. Was a "day of service" where we went and cleaned up a ghetto neighborhood. Afterwards there was a...

Comments: 15 Submitted: Fri Jul 01, 2011 03:17 AM

Babe...I'm late.

I'm sure you're expecting some pretty sexy stuff? Wrong.

I'm talking about how I'm late to the whole League of Legends (henceforth referred to as LoL) craze. That's right, I enjoy a DoTa-type-hybrid-copy-type-thing. I am not ashamed. It's addicting. I lose track of time. It's 3:30 in the morning on Easter and I can't stop. I have to be up in 5 hours to hide the eggs for my nieces and I am still on LoL. I've never been so infatuated with a...

Comments: 16 Submitted: Sun Apr 24, 2011 09:43 AM
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10 years ago
10 years ago
@Nass I don't play much anymore but if you want a level 104 evan with 200m you can have it
10 years ago
@Nass Oh wait, it's Natalie Portman...they're like twins. Same thing
10 years ago
@Nass Yes, yes she does...I enjoyed it.


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