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Guruji: the MAIN CHARACTER of BERA

Written by guruji on July 2, 2009
"Surely you jest!", is something you'd say. But it is true, I now dub Guruji as the main character of Bera, (or the main villian), and the reasoning is quite simple:

Look at main characters in throughout history. Many of them have something special that distinguish them from others. Do note that there may be some spoilers coming up so read with caution.

Goku had nimbus and his long stick that extends really far.
Sailor Moon had her MOON TIARA MAGIC
Lelouch had his mind control geass
Setsuna F Seiei from Gundam 00 had his GUNDAM and was the world's first innovator
Hideki from Chobits...had Chii
Jesus was the Son of God
Ash had his super special PIKACHU
Timmy had fairy godparents
Dexter had a LABORATORY
Simon had LAGANN
Kamina had GURREN
etc etc

You get the point. Don't mention any protagonists that don't fall under these qualifications, because they aren't cool enough. Like Winston Smith from 1984? The dude couldn't even topple Ingsoc Inner Party members. Robert Langdon? Pffffft, he has nothing special either other than supposed knowledge in cryptic history.

Anyway, so what makes Guruji, my level 77 Crusader, so special?

Crusaders turn into HEROES. And as you know, being a hero is often times a character trait for main characters (except for Shinji Ikari)
"Guruji" is older than Bera. In other words, he is older than nearly every character on Bera until some other regular player with the same credentials comes up.
I have a "BLACK MAPLE BANDANA" as others like to call it. Its the Mark of Beta, and it is worth WHATEVER I WANT IT TO BE WORTH if I use scissors of Karma on it because I HAS MONOPOLY on it.

No one else on bera seems to have a Mark of Beta in Bera but me. Therefore until I find someone else in Bera with a Mark of Beta, Guruji will remain one of a kind; different from the others. Older than the others.

Therefore Guruji is the main character of Bera.*

So to any Berans on here, if you add me (Guruji) to your buddy list you TOO can have a chance to be one of the main characters.

*Or maybe he's just a filthy Scanian immigrant coming into Bera to take their precious jobs...

PS. And I like listening to this:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7Iy8H7cWNk[/youtube]

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Thu Jul 02, 2009 11:17 PM +

oh shit

dude you can use those scissors on a mark of the beta

dude that's fucking insta max money

but keep it that's a nice thing to have

i was still playing beta when they were giving them out so i never got mine =/

 
 
Thu Jul 02, 2009 11:17 PM +

I have the Mark of Beta on Aquinas.

No one haz that anymore. :3

 
 
Thu Jul 02, 2009 11:19 PM +

I would never sell my Mark of Beta.

Its like selling your soul. Sure I'm a capitalist but I'm no Ayn Rand.

 
 
Thu Jul 02, 2009 11:19 PM +

yeah but that's the weaksauce SEA server

of course bera is a weaksauce server too

 
 
Thu Jul 02, 2009 11:19 PM +

Pirkid said: I have the Mark of Beta on Aquinas.

No one haz that anymore. :3


Ho snap!

Main characters UNITE!

 
 
Thu Jul 02, 2009 11:22 PM +

guruji said:
Pirkid said: I have the Mark of Beta on Aquinas.

No one haz that anymore. :3


Ho snap!

Main characters UNITE!


FORM OF.. BUCKET OF WATER

 
 
Thu Jul 02, 2009 11:23 PM +

lol i just read your first blog

i was such a douche back then XD

i got evilstranger banned too

not that i'm proud of it or anything just surprised i was so cold hearted, cause like, that's totally not me XD

 
 
Thu Jul 02, 2009 11:27 PM +

Waffle said: lol i just read your first blog

i was such a douche back then XD

i got evilstranger banned too

not that i'm proud of it or anything just surprised i was so cold hearted, cause like, that's totally not me XD


Make a prankdial that RickRoll's BOGDAN RACZYNSKI and your soul shall be saved

Bogdan Raczynski
+1 416 340 0101

http://prankdialer.com/start.php

 
 
Thu Jul 02, 2009 11:27 PM +

(can't edit my post)

well look on the bright side guys, we're all starting from step 1

and at least i can't get you banned again

so it's all okay now

 
 
Thu Jul 02, 2009 11:28 PM +

Waffle said: (can't edit my post)

well look on the bright side guys, we're all starting from step 1

and at least i can't get you banned again

so it's all okay now


lol, just don't be TOO stupid. :P

 
 
Thu Jul 02, 2009 11:30 PM +

Prankdial Bogdan, dammit!

brb food

 
 
Thu Jul 02, 2009 11:34 PM +

prankdialer...cool site, i did it

you know guru, now that i'm thinking about it, i don't remember getting you banned though...

are you sure it was me?

 
 
Thu Jul 02, 2009 11:35 PM +

I got that Genesis Thing in Bellocan.

 
 
Thu Jul 02, 2009 11:37 PM +

that was some evil shit bogdan pulled though

he didnt give us any warning so we could back up our stuff

i've been wanting to terrorize basil but i don't really know how

i shouldve used my account to spam porn all over the site, instead i just sent him a pm telling him what a bitch he was

what a waste that was...

 
 
Thu Jul 02, 2009 11:39 PM +

Robert Langdon is SOOO badass.

 

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