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Rawr~! MS, Balls, Pokemanz

Written by guruji on June 9, 2009
Hey guise, Guru here, that is if you folks remember me. Don't know what to blog about right now so I was all like, "HEY, HOW ABOUT I TALK ABOUT MY EXPLOITS ON BERA!" followed by some other shit, like balls (the testicular variety).

Well...

[font=18] My Beran adventure is nothing interesting. In fact, it is terribly boring.[/font]

Nevertheless, I will drone on about it, because you must listen, because I said so, because I am fckn' awesome.

It all started last Thursday, which I spent the entirety of with THE GIRL OF MY DREAMS and a good friend of mine (Ezyan and Indescane know who thy are; Niva and Scyne). Anyway, the day was spent job hunting in this recession economy and saving a man who was about to jump off the roof of a Wal Mart (at least I think that was what he was doing). The day ended with a dinner at Montana's cookhouse or whatever the hell its called followed by trips to the local chain of drugstores, looking for 25k NX Cash cards for my sweetheart <3.

We looked through two Shopper's Drug marts. No avail! The third on on the other hand yielded the cards in question. I was peer pressured into buying NX Cash cards, but refused. You see, they were gonna play on Bera. I on the other hand was a DIEHARD SCANIAN who had quit the game ages ago with a level 72 Crusader known as "Guruji" (back thn when being level 72 meant SOMETHING). Also, I did not want to start all over again on Bera after my endless sweat and blood were invsted in my crusader. It would feel as if it was all for nothing.

But then thy tried to convince me otherwise; to buy a 25k NX card for the purpose of moving Guruji from Scania to Bera. I then mused on about the thought for a few seconds, wondering what the benefits would be. I then remembered that I had a MARK OF BETA and that if I move to Bera along with it, I would be the envy of EVERYONE (kinda).

Of course, what occurred was that my dear sweet Niva did not wish to wait for me. She gave the D'AWWWW puppy dog eyes. With those eyes being my only weakness, I succumbed to the forces of the totemo kawaii onna.

So I set Maplestory to download once I came home that day. It didn't work :(. The next two days were spent troubleshooting my issue that I had with the client. I even tried using Nexon's advice, to update my drivers and DirectX, when my drivers and directx were already the newest versions. Ultimately, using my own know how I changed my graphics settings manually though my boot screen. I then logged in and it worked. Guru 1; Nexon 0.

So I made a new character last Saturday night, xMrConceited, which was based on a nickname given to me by Niva back in grade 9, six years ago, when we first met. Whispered to her, she immediately knew it was me :D

Anyway, I chose to turn it into a cleric. It became a cleric this morning.

Level 1 to 30 within 3 days. That is something I had NEVER done. But then again, noob mages have the most stable damage of any class and are essentially pwnage, so it was expected.

I want to level up my cleric as high as I can. I want to KS and troll people :)

[font=18]
THE BALLS ARE INERT [/font]

I got into an argument about balls on Gaia

I'm "AnarchoPhiliac" on there D:


[font=18] POKEMANZ [/font]

So I'm making a Pokemon Doujinshi. NO ITS NOT HENTAI. I'm going to try to make it a Rated R/PG-14 Pokemon Adventure.

I hope it will be epic.

...No, it WILL be epic.

I will explain this one in another blog. You may want to check out guruji.deviantart.com for updates


>:3

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Wed Jun 10, 2009 01:07 AM [Edited once ] +

For some reason,

There's this weird:

\

in front of each

'

" ?

 
 
Wed Jun 10, 2009 02:16 AM +

Lol I was about to say the same thing?

 
 
Wed Jun 10, 2009 03:19 AM +

Gaia?

Really?

 
 
Wed Jun 10, 2009 03:54 AM +

GAIAFAG! :)

lul Doujinshi. Reminds me of pr0n. :P

PG-14!? You know what 14 year olds are like these days!? Just ask...ask...ask DEST! He's close to 14...no wait, better yet, ask Nass! That perverted pr0nboy who is second to me. rolololololololol

 
 
Wed Jun 10, 2009 07:47 AM [Edited once ] +

FunnyFroggy said: GAIAFAG! :)

lul Doujinshi. Reminds me of pr0n. :P

PG-14!? You know what 14 year olds are like these days!? Just ask...ask...ask DEST! He's close to 14...no wait, better yet, ask Nass! That perverted pr0nboy who is second to me. rolololololololol


*feels accepted*

*sniff* I won't let you down sir! *sniff*

 
 
Wed Jun 10, 2009 02:18 PM +

David said: For some reason,

There's this weird:

\

in front of each

'

" ?


Magic quotes suck. Fixed the problem anyway.

 
 
Thu Jun 11, 2009 04:21 AM +

rofflll xD

i haz gaia. but my fish died and as i wept with sorrow, i never went back

 
 
Thu Jun 11, 2009 11:42 PM +

Erm.

Why did Vusys lick me?

I'm wet.

Ew.

But I like it. (Off-topic much?)

On-topic.
I'd like to see that Epic PG14 thing. Good that I just reached 14 =/.

 
 
Sat Jun 13, 2009 08:53 AM +

Greenie said: Erm.

Why did Vusys lick me?

I'm wet.

Ew.

Oh yeah Vusys enjoys licking everyone ;)

 

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