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Abandon all hope ye who Google

Written by Vusys on December 22, 2011
Do you ever notice some blogs on this site have an unusual amount of views? Take Wolfboy183's blog If you overdose on neo citran, you'll break your brain, so dont do it, even as a joke.. Over 800 views.

For whatever reason, VuTales ranks highly on Google for a lot of phrases related to NeoCitran and getting high. Incidentally, I had no idea what NeoCitran was and thought it was something to do with MapleStory until I Googled it.

Over the past 30 days or so, people have hit the site with the following terms:

can i take neocitran more than once a day
is neocitran bad for you
getting high off neocitran
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is neocitran making me depressed
neocitran high
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neocitran makes you feel high
can you get high off of neo citran
What will 2 packs of neo citran do to me?
does neocitran fuck you up

Please don't take medical advice from VuTales.

We also rank pretty highly for anything related to Elsword. All going to a single blog, Guide to Elsword.

elsword sword knight
normal elsword
elsword chung boy or girl
elsword ranking
raven elsword sword taker mode
eve code empress elsword wallpaper
tree seed elsword special state
how to raise a pet affinity in elsword
elsword where to get el fruit
elsword aisha dark magician
el seeds elsword
elsword ophelia
elsword set dragon
el sword elsword
elsword rena sniping ranger
where do i purchase a ruben vllage name card in el...
elsword Aisha high mage
elsword Aisha high mage

This is just a sample. There's another 90+ hits too with the keyword "Elsword".

Back at the start of 2011, we used to be on page 3 or 4 for the phrase "Sharpie in the pooper" because of this thread. We're not ranked all that highly any more, but going through the old logs we have 50+ hits for variants on that phrase. Good work Dest1. >_>

We also get a lot of weird searches and hits, highlights from the past 30 days:

172 cm asian model
i hate chihuahuas
mom ass online
small insects and time dilation
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Thu Dec 22, 2011 02:02 PM +

Whatever gets traffic

Thu Dec 22, 2011 07:19 PM +

-stares at last key phrase-

what the wh

Thu Dec 22, 2011 08:18 PM +

Lol, that's really funny

Thu Dec 22, 2011 08:47 PM +

Hey yo man, everybody has their own fetishes. It's okay Vusys, we won't judge you.

Thu Dec 22, 2011 09:40 PM +

Not what I had in mind when I think of illegal trafficking.

Thu Dec 22, 2011 11:32 PM +

David said: -stares at last key phrase-

what the wh

I giggled when I saw it, tehee

Thu Dec 22, 2011 11:40 PM +

Hey, my Tarheel goes test driving blog got almost 650 views! No weird hits on that one?

Fri Dec 23, 2011 07:50 PM +

I dont know why the idea of so many people on VuTales creeps me out.

Fri Dec 23, 2011 11:30 PM +

tarheel91 said: Hey, my Tarheel goes test driving blog got almost 650 views! No weird hits on that one?

After that last search term, do you really want to know?

Sat Dec 24, 2011 05:00 AM +

about the last three


Sun Dec 25, 2011 08:15 PM +

Merry Christmas, everyone.

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Mon Dec 26, 2011 04:44 AM +

I hate chihuahuas too.

Tue Dec 27, 2011 03:46 AM +

To each their own, as they always say.

Fri Dec 30, 2011 02:04 AM +


Tue Jan 03, 2012 04:59 PM +


I guess I trolled Google :D



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