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Ez's fav. sex toy-uh, I mean, console.

Written by Ezyan on March 26, 2009
First off, HI EVERYBODY. Great to be back. Also glad to know there is no more Bogdan's face being an ass to us. (Harhar, SURPRISE PUN-SECKS. xD)

On to the actual topic.

Nintendo 64
I love this thing, I really do. Nevermind that the graphics were crappy (I suppose it was the 90's; I'll give them some slack), or that I'd get blisters from overexciting myself with the joystick.

Blisters on my thumb from violent Mario Kart-ing, I'll have you know. Get those minds out of the gutters!

There were really good games on this, actually. Smash Bros. kind of sucks now that we have Melee and Brawl (the one time I played this after Gamecube-ing for ages, I kept trying to hold on and charge up an attack, and kept swearing every time they didn't charge xD), but there was the original Mario 64, LoZ: OoT & Majora's Mask (or was this Gamecube? I forgot D; ), Pokemon Snap, Pokemon Puzzle League, and probably many more besides that I can't remember. XD

Oh oh! Donky Kong 64 ruled, too. Went through it all with a walkthrough. XDDDDDD And Banjo Kazooie.

And just as a passing note; LoZ: OoT was the best LoZ by far. The music is addictive. XD

Gamecube
Hm. I prefer this controller to that of the N64's because it didn't give me blisters (xD), but that's about all I can say. The cube itself is cute, but...I dunno, I actually feel that there weren't that many good games made for this. The only ones that stand out are Melee and Final Fantasy: Crystal Chronicles. I never got the hype over Double Dash; I think the original Kart was much awesomer. XD Or maybe it was coz I never played DD enough.

Wii
Initially I was all WHAT FUCK IS THIS WHY DO I NEED TWO SEPARATE CONTROLLERS and CONFUSED, but now that I've gotten over my phailure at coordination I don't find it that bad. Getting used to the controllers was a little difficult (I think they made it fancier than they should have; stick with the original buttons and joystick, Nintendo!), but after that it was a breeze using them. (Hehe I learnt to properly ground dodge in Brawl on this.) Yes, I know, I suck, I could never ground dodge properly in Melee. XD

Wii Sports is pretty cool too, but only the tennis. xP I got so owned at boxing, my inner martial artist cries and whinges about the controller, the connection, the slow reflexes of the boxer I was controlling, the inaccuracy of his punches, etc etc.

Although that WAS why I lost.

I'm not bitter, really.

I tried a few of the other games, but these two are still my favourites by far.

Gameboy
Black and white ftw. I never got one after the black and white.

Sentimentality ftw.

XD

Oh yes, I forgot to mention.

Overall Take
Best console for games: N64
Best console for comfort: Wii. I can lounge around in all positions and use the wi-fi controllers instead of being restricted by a cord. 8D

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Thu Mar 26, 2009 07:24 AM +

Seems alot of people like the nintendo series.

 
 
Thu Mar 26, 2009 07:25 AM +

That's because they are clearly the best.

XD

 
 
Thu Mar 26, 2009 08:05 AM +

Clearly.
Although I've been a Nintendo fanboy since before I was in my mother's womb, so I'm slightly bias.

 
 
Thu Mar 26, 2009 08:12 AM +

Congrats on 69 views, whore.

 
 
Thu Mar 26, 2009 08:21 AM +

Congratulate your mother on 69 views, asshole.

 
 
Thu Mar 26, 2009 08:31 AM +

So I sense you two have a very active sex life.

 
 
Thu Mar 26, 2009 08:49 AM +

I'd rather congratulate yours, if you know what I mean.

@Pir: Why, yes. How did you guess? It's all thanks to Ez's mother.

 
 
Thu Mar 26, 2009 08:50 AM +

;_;

Why can't anyone click the category dropdown and select QoTW?

 
 
Thu Mar 26, 2009 08:56 AM +

I did, the first time around. When I noticed it was gone, I tried to put it back, but the thing didn't come back up. D<

@Dez: YOUR MOM.

@Pir: More like Dez's mom has too many hormones. Who am I to resist beautiful, mature women? 8D

 
 
Thu Mar 26, 2009 09:00 AM +

Nintendo sucks ass.


*hides Gamecube*

 
 
Thu Mar 26, 2009 09:00 AM +

Ezyan said: I did, the first time around. When I noticed it was gone, I tried to put it back, but the thing didn't come back up. D<

@Dez: YOUR MOM.

@Pir: More like Dez's mom has too many hormones. Who am I to resist beautiful, mature women? 8D


I see. I removed it from the edit page to prevent abuse. I think I'll add it back and just use mod powers to stop people abusing it for the while. Ho hum.

 
 
Thu Mar 26, 2009 09:02 AM +

Vusys said: I see. I removed it from the edit page to prevent abuse. I think I'll add it back and just use mod powers to stop people abusing it for the while. Ho hum.


XD You're the admin.

I C UR GAMECUBE THAR, NASS.

 
 
Thu Mar 26, 2009 09:07 AM +

No u dnt

u lie :'(

*shoves GameCube under a sofa*

 
 
Thu Mar 26, 2009 09:08 AM +

-steals GameCube from under sofa-

 
 
Thu Mar 26, 2009 09:10 AM +

*steals leftover Gamecube controllers*

Excellent. Now I don't have to borrow from my cousins when I have more than 2 people who want to play. 8D

 

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