If you read this guide and follow EVERY STEP, you will have the world's best movie in SECONDS. No shit. Serious.
CHARACTER
Your character is either a normal guy who has a normal job who is sent on some hugeass adventure or some teenager/preteen kid who has secret powers/is the child of a god and for some damn reason their mom didn't tell/is some part of an ancient prophecy.
Even if the movie is based on a book where the...
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Submitted: Tue Nov 24, 2009 01:33 PM
Okay.
So yesterday the ride home from the airport I cranked up the radio and Kanye West HAPPENED to be on the radio and my grandma happens to go all white-supremacist on me whenever there's a rap song on the radio, but she was in the back and she couldn't touch the radio so I was just like "watever lulz" and I kept it on.
Today my tutor at school was sick so I got sent home for an hour and in the car I was eating some...
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Submitted: Mon Nov 23, 2009 03:28 PM
Oh yeah, and I'm in Chicago right now.
A lot of people wonder why on other websites (MySpace, Facebook, Profil3) etc. I'm SUCH A FUCKING ANNOYING UGLY-ASS BITCH WHO TALKS IN FUCKING CAPS FUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK.
You know why? That's what I want people to see me as. I don't want them to see me as some lazy kid sitting at her desk yelling at her screen and whining to herself about how much she hates her life....
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Submitted: Sun Nov 22, 2009 02:11 AM
Alright. So my blogs are a little short, I'll admit. :P
I have decided that to prevent this, I'm going to describe everything I did today in full detail.
I first was awoken by my cat playing with my earrings. This is why I can't have nice things anymore. My cat takes them away from me and uses them as toys. It started to piss me off but I stayed in bed for like, 40 minutes anyways. The whole time I was thinking,...
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Submitted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 05:26 PM
This is what happens:
1. Leah is a little girl who lives in Vermont with her smart dad and nice mom. Her aunt and uncle are a drunken-ass hoe and a guy who kills criminals.
2. It's Leah's birthday! Leah feels bad about eating lamb that was killed so her mom assures her that the lamb died three years ago and it wasn't killed. Delicious.
3. They move to Italy to escape the war. That would be like walking into the Nazi...
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Submitted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 02:40 PM
Characters:
The protagonist must be a 12 - 16 year old girl. She MUST be poor. She lives in the city. Her mom has to be a starving artist/unemployed/employed in a really shitty low-paying job/mentally ill. Her dad has to be missing/a dickhole/dead. If he comes back at some point in the story, he has to either be a total fuckbag or be a totally awesome guy.
Plot:
Your protagonist starts out living a miserable-ass life in the city. Of...
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Submitted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 11:18 PM
LET'S...
SEE.
Mac:
Does not run anything because no game designers give a shit about Macs except Blizzard and the guys who made The Sims series, which happen to be the two best gaming companies ever. THANK GOD FOR THEM.
You need to PRESS TWO FINGERS ON THE TOUCHPAD to right-click. The fuck?
Does not have any apps that don't have a Windows counterpart/that are not compatible with Windows.
On the plus side though, the...
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Submitted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 01:35 PM
THIS IS REALLY PAINFUL GUYS. :(
Okay. So it's not really that hard to use lowercase seeing as you know, I had a blog up on MySpace a while ago that was sometimes entirely in lowercase. Except for a couple entries in all caps.
I... don't really have anything to write about.
Some people say they like it better when I talk in lowercase. I don't get them.
In conclusion the popcorn I made last night tasted horrible.
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Submitted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 02:13 PM
SO I GUESS THIS IS LIKE MMOTAKES RIGHT?
OK I WAS ON WoW TODAY
AND NOBODY WAS ON
...SO I HUNG OUT WITH THIS GUY RPING A PEON
I GAVE HIM A SHIRT
...I LEARNED THAT ALL OF MY FRIENDS ON WoW ARE ON AVERAGE TWICE MY AGE
LET'S SEE
YOUNGEST: 12 (YEAH, WE'RE OUT THERE MOON GUARD)
OLDEST: SOMEWHERE IN THEIR 30'S I THINK
...GOD DAMN IT I MUST HAVE SOME EPIC SOCIAL SKILLS TO BE ABLE TO BEFRIEND PEOPLE OLD ENOUGH TO...
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Submitted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 04:00 AM
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