So my friends and I decided we'd all go down to Booty Bay to celebrate something in WoW. As we planned this, some "Manarkii", a level 34 warlock dude, asked if he could come, so we're just like "k..."
So we go down to BB and he says "ANYONE GOT SOLID STONES" (Goddamnit, he could out-Caps Lock me).
We didn't have any.
So he said "GAY FAGGS" and then proceeded to spam Rain of Fire...
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Submitted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 03:33 PM
Never, ever, ever consume half your body weight in Splenda within the course of 4 hours.
Don't eat a full package of extra-strength coughdrops either, that's no good.
Also, I'm all the fuck out of hairspray. My grandma tells me it smells like weed. She does this in the middle of the hallway at school.
BUT THAT'S BESIDE THE POINT.
YOU KNOW WHAT PISSES ME OFF GUYS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
YOU KNOW WHAT PISSES ME...
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Submitted: Fri Mar 12, 2010 02:27 AM
WHY????
1. MY SHIRT DIDN'T ARRIVE ON SUNDAY
2. I'M SICK TODAY
3. YOU KNOW WHAT I FORGOT TO WEAR TODAY? NO, AND YOU MOST LIKELY DON'T WANT TO KNOW.
4. MY DAD KEEPS BUYING ME TAMPONS. I DON'T WANT TAMPONS. I TOOK THE GODDAMN BOX, WROTE "NO" ON IT IN BIG LETTERS AND THREW IT ON HIS BED.
5. IT'S SO GOD DAMN SNOWY OUTSIDE
6. I ATE TOOTHPASTE LAST NIGHT
7. THERE'S SOMETHING IN SOME KINDS OF TOOTHPASTE...
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Submitted: Mon Mar 01, 2010 09:48 PM
Gleaming Beacon of Sex (c) my WoW friend.
Goddamnit I wish guys my age knew how to talk to girls. There's this guy at my school who's always tapping me on the back when he sees me, always getting nervous when someone talks about me to him, and you know what he does to show this undying affection? Calls me fat behind my back. On top of that, he's my friend Victoria's ex-boyfriend, and he dumped her... because she...
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Submitted: Fri Feb 26, 2010 11:50 PM
Well, as the title says:
I went skiing for electives. Today wasn't exactly the best day to go skiing, seeing as the snow was fresh and really, really deep. Sounds good, right? No. No it's not.
For the lesson we were all told to go down this black diamond hill called "bomber", and it's not named that for no reason.
Normally, I got that shit on lock. It's all just turns left and right. Not today.
The...
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Submitted: Tue Feb 23, 2010 09:00 PM
I want an iPhone really badly now.
So I have this dream where we're all in a square plane, and the person flying it tells us we should all go to sleep in case of a crash landing. I don't know either. So we all sleep on this square thing attached to our knees and then about five minutes later we're flying over a field and she says everyone with an iPhone can jump out. I don't have an iPhone but everyone else does, so...
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Submitted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 12:40 PM
SCHOOL IS BACK.
I've been really bored recently. Time to find something to complain about.
I hate it when people flip a bitch at me about internet safety.
You heard of the 16-year-old kid who met up with a 42-year-old woman who was his RP girlfriend on WoW? My parents and my grandma have been obsessing over it for the past few days as if I've never heard of shit like this before.
Don't you hate it too? I've had...
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Submitted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 09:47 PM
I hate myself sometimes.
I trust people who are completely untrustworthy with EVERYTHING. I've got a friend who's pretty two-faced. On one hand, she's very nice, funny, and charismatic, but the problem is, she's also very gossipy. Of course, I'm guilty of talking shit about people to her too, but that's just because she's easy to vent to. But I always have some feeling she likes to manipulate my...
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Submitted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 11:33 PM
If someone's a complete asshole to you, but they're going through a hard time, should you completely forgive them for everything they've done just because of this?
I mean, really. I think once or twice I mentioned that jerk in my guild. Well, yesterday the guild leader said he'd had enough of him and he wanted him kicked. So I did the honours and everyone was pretty much like, "good riddance."
So when he...
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Submitted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 12:55 PM
I'm happy today.
I'm super happy today.
I'm motherfucking ecstatic today.
I hope I spelled ecstatic correctly.
I did because my spell-check isn't flipping a bitch right now.
I need to get to the point.
Sooooo. Today I went out for sushi. When my dad was paying the bills I asked if I could go to the convenience store across the plaza. He said sure and gave me ten bucks.
Soooo I started running and...
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Submitted: Fri Dec 04, 2009 02:17 AM
I have to assemble an entire three-minute puppet show by Monday.
My dad's working on the puppets.
I've gotta do the script.
I have about three lines of it so far.
My SEKRIT CREATIV SIED only comes out when it wants to.
It's basically a movie commercial, done with puppets. Any ideas?
AND YES I KNOW THIS BLOG IS SHORT
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Submitted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 09:08 PM
I'm going to sound like a bitch here.
There's this kid who's a total loser in my math class, and god damn, I can see why.
He's a DOUCHEBAG. I don't know how, but I got on the wrong side of him this year, and now he pretty much always starts fights with me for no reason, which I always win.
Today I was passing by, and he's like "WOW, WAY TO FAIL SOFIA" so I got all up in his face like a tough...
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Submitted: Tue Dec 01, 2009 11:05 PM
...siiiiiiiiiince I mentioned I do probably read crappy fanfiction from time to time or just stumble upon the wrong, wrong, wrong kind of people let me tell you a kind of fantasy character that makes no sense at all and whoever makes one needs to be shot.
Half-wolves.
Half-cats.
Half-ANYTHING NON-HUMANOID.
First off, how does a half-whatever shit even exist? Think about it. You cannot "place the spirit of an animal" in a...
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Submitted: Mon Nov 30, 2009 12:37 PM
God fucking damn it. It's bad enough that I don't talk in caps on this website. But now I'm revealing something like, super-awesome-and-secret to you guys. As if I don't do that enough already.
I HAVE A BRAIN, OKAY? I LIKE TO DRAW SOMETIMES AND I AM PRETTY GOOD COMPARED TO SOME OTHER TWELVE YEAR OLDS. I LIKE TO WRITE EVEN THOUGH I GET BORED AFTER ONE PAGE AND GIVE UP. I LIKE TO MAKE UP CHARACTERS.
For some reason I...
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Submitted: Sat Nov 28, 2009 05:47 PM
It seems today that my friends have an obsession with touching my shit.
You see, the school got me this laptop and stuff so I could upload my work on there without losing it, because that's a total bitch for me since I seem to have some kind of disorganized-shit disorder.
So yesterday my two friends were like "yeah, asian guys are not sexy, no way, there are no sexy asian guys" so I ran to my locker and I whipped out my...
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Submitted: Thu Nov 26, 2009 01:34 PM
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