A couple of days ago a friend called me to tell me about this car that was at this car dealership. It was a Honda S2000, one of the cars I'm looking at as my potential next car. At this point, I was like lulwut? because there are several S2000s in the area at dealership all around. But then he explained his relationship with the owner/sales associates there thanks to doing some detailing for them a while back. He went on to tell me...
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Submitted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 02:46 AM
I don't think I've ever been the cause of mayhem on a large scale. I've never sent hundreds of people into a frenzied panic. However, I do seem to be very good at causing a few to nearly have nervous break downs. Most of my devilry wasn't done with any malicious intent. I just accidentally caused crap to happen.
The first time was back in 8th grade when I accidentally broke up my best friend and her boy friend. He...
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Submitted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 02:15 AM
My ex's new boyfriend. Now before you say anything, understand it is NOT because he's replacing me. I've hated him for a far greater amount of time than I've been friends with her. Let me start off with a basic description of his physical appearance: white, buzz cut, short, reasonably built (comparable to me), athletic shorts, flip flops, wifebeater. Now, let's analyze why he looks the way he does. The white...
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Submitted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 04:30 AM
A grin hung impatiently from each of their faces as they looked upon the other. In a moment, they'd be desperately attempting to rob the other of their life. The reason was irrelevant, and probably not ultimately worth killing anyone. The world around them was plunged in chaos, another atrocity at every step. And still, they smiled, for it was in this theater of death that they were about to experience life to its fullest.
There...
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Submitted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 02:26 AM
So, the Question of the Week is about cyber personalities. This is actually something I've though a lot about, so I was kind of excited. I'm going to take a different stance than most others, but one I think ya'll will find interesting nonetheless.
For the most part, I'm largely the same online. I do my best to imitate my speech in real life, I act in a similar manner, I have the same sense of humor; I'm largely...
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Submitted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 03:26 AM
Mmm, so this probably isn't the funniest thing that's happened to me in all of my schooling, but right now I can't get my mind off this girl, so I'm going to tell y'all about an experience with my now ex-girlfriend (Praying that changes back in the near future). The one class we share is AP European History. She had to ninja her way into sitting next to me, but we weren't about to miss the one opportunity we had...
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