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The Quotes of My Labor 2

"Hey, you told me to do something; you never said I'd have to do it right."

"Hey, the jerk store called and they're all out of you!"

"If you had a penny for every penny that I gave you, how many pennies would you get?"

"Hey, if people can make diamonds out of peanut butter, why wouldn't they?"

"It only takes about a thousand people or so out of a billion to call a disease...

Comments: 2 Submitted: Sat May 30, 2009 07:52 PM

For the Record, I Hate Everyone...

It's not a personal hate, I promise (unless provoked, of course). But it's just that it feels like everyone is (and trust me, everyone IS) trying to get me in some way. For instance, a classmate is trying to copy some math homework (the stupid part: it was the homework due that day. IN THAT CLASS.); I didn't give the work to him, he took it. I never gave permission, and was thinking about it when he took it from me. So when my...

Comments: 6 Submitted: Thu May 28, 2009 11:36 PM

Freedom Of Speech

So, it's been a while since I posted (time is an eternity for me, so... yea).

First thing's first: Kings are AWESOME. No aces, no queens, not even jacks or deuces. Kings for the wins.

Next up, I'd like to rant about Maplestory. It's awful (and awfully addictive). The economy: sucks. Everything is fueled by gachaponed stuff. If not that, then all the other shiny stuff. The quests: suck. 90% of the quests are just...

Comments: 7 Submitted: Mon May 25, 2009 02:59 AM

Flood ARE zombies.

Given my prolonged history of gaming, I have finally come to a conclusion to what a zombie should be defined as (wow, took me long enough).

A zombie should be defined as: a parasitic being, often, but not always, on a microscopic level, that destroys a host and replaces the host's mind with its own, giving it the functions of the victim. The zombie is the infected host, not the parasite in question, by common knowledge, but may be for...

Comments: 11 Submitted: Sun May 17, 2009 02:48 AM

The Quotes of My Labor.

"When in doubt, don't use C4. Fissile material works so much better."

"Do you ever wonder why you're here?"

"The pureness of my soul is drained away; if you want it, you're gonna have to draw pinpricks of blood."

"If you're willing to do whatever for your lover, would you stay away from him/her?"

"You can fix the clock for daylight savings time but you can't fix...

Comments: 4 Submitted: Fri May 15, 2009 10:47 PM

I'm back!

*Cackles with evil intention*

So, I'm back on that disgusted, corrupted game called Maplestory! Why, you ask? I blame nostalgia.

A lot has changed over the few... months that I'd been absent, and yet a lot hasn't. Many spawn points of monsters have been switched around (green mushrooms at HHG1 have been replaced by PIGS!). The family button has largely been untouched. And I think I'm retrogressing back to my card...

Comments: 5 Submitted: Wed May 13, 2009 11:48 PM

All work and no play...

Recently, I've been deliriously bored. I'm pretty sure I've crossed the line of insanity AT LEAST twice. Still it ain't as bad as you'd think it'd be... or is it?

So anyway, I've lost Live Gold. Now I'm stuck with regular stuck-at-home Live Silver. And I can't really communicate with my friends without most of the Gold functions (including beating the crap out of them or with them).


Comments: 6 Submitted: Wed May 06, 2009 11:56 PM

Chaos, Spring Break and Grifball

Hiya VuTalers! It's me again.

Anyway, the things aforementioned in the title is pretty self-explanatory; it's Spring Break, so all hell broke loose, and, well, Grifball.

It was Grifball weekend in bungie-land, and I couldn't wait to participate in it (I'm a fan of RvB, see). I picked up my controller, hooked up with 7 other random people, and off we went.

The first five seconds are relatively calm considering...

Comments: 5 Submitted: Mon Apr 13, 2009 05:39 PM

I don't need to be spoon-fed, thank you!

It's really infuriating when you're doing something that you can't really stop instantaneously (such as playing Halo 3 or initiating a plan of world domination or welding) and somebody just interrupts out of virtually nowhere and starts shoving food into your face. For instance, there was some new food in the house (don't ask for details, I prefer to keep me to myself) and my sister had the bright idea to start feeding me...

Comments: 0 Submitted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 04:09 AM

I play Halo.

So, as my first blog, I would like it to be in territory in which I am (still somewhat un) familiar with.

Anyway, don't you find it unusual when someone is talking about something perverted or quite frankly out of the ordinary over the mike in matchmaking? For instance, I was playing a game of squad battle team slayer on Rat's Nest when suddenly this pair on my team were taking about showing their unmentionables to their roommates...

Comments: 14 Submitted: Sat Apr 04, 2009 02:46 AM
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