Sup...

I'm in Whistler (u know what fuck my spelling i been running on 20 mins- 3 hours of sleep a night for the last 4 days now) for the 2010 olympics and i thought I would be the last person to be in what everyone calls party capital of British Columbia. I got a job directing buses in the staging area, thats standing and walking around waving to bus drivers and tellingthem to go here or there and them ignoring my signals and me looking like a dumbass in front of everyone else. My shift g...

Spark goes to Black Fathom Deeps


[i]"Too long have we stood aside and watched them pesky rogues shoplifting in our markets! Too long have we been lettin' them hunt down the poor and the weak! Too long have we stood aside spooked when they kidnap our children and murder our pets! They go around hunting their pray- they could be YOUR CHILDREN! Light knows what those rogues will do with your kids! They'll sell them to slavery, or worse! I've seen it with my own eyes, folks,...

This one's a clip from a huge fiction story I started 2 years ago (right when MMOT went down) and since I plan to take out huge chunks, I thought I'd leave this one for you.
Fred Hay is a depressed lonely filthy perverted pedophile hired by the caretaker to help around the house. And he's short and ugly.
Sparrow Ops= some private security company investigating terrorist organisation, the Survivor Corps.

Broo = Scotland employment for ex-convicts
beeling = really pissed off
auld = old ...

Who here hates getting an ingrown toe nail that becomes infected, requiring you to sit on your ass all day and feel completely useless as the doc tells you to keep off your foot and wait for the swelling to go down?

ME!

I went for a walk Thursday and when I got home my toe suddenly got big and red and it hurt like hell just to walk. I went to 3 clinics in my neighbourhood and the people at all 3 of them said to me "GO AWAY WE ARE NOT TAKING NEW PATIENTS! THIS IS A FAMILY CLINIC!...

I decided to end 'To Catch a Noobator' with a critique from a different imagined tv station. Im sick of this series. And it seems nobody likes it either. For those who did, here's the last one.

WARNING: may contain some graphic content


7UG Snaps: To Catch a Vigilanter


[b] Welcome to this edition of Wire Snaps. Today on our show, we will be exposing the KLON Noobator scam- an all out epic failure of media and justice here in central west Victoria. The progr...