Because it would make life just that much easier.
So I have this French teacher.
She does not know what she wants.
She tells us to shut up
And then gets mad when no one says anything.
Worst part? She's one of those Paris-France people. The ones who think Quebec French isn't "real" French. When in reality, people from France say things like "parking" and "chemise noiron" (SEE THE NO IRON) when...
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Submitted: Tue Oct 05, 2010 10:32 PM
k so, I just got yet another 80% average Math test. And I was like (to everyone who got lower than me)
"YOU SUCKKKKKKK!!!"
nah I didn't. It was more like "lmfao, I'm the shittt broooo"
I also have a weird sense of humor now, like it's a mix between stoner humor, and my old humor. So I laugh at a lot of things now.
Like 2 days ago, this girl asked me for an inky pen
lmfaooo...
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Submitted: Tue Oct 05, 2010 05:53 AM
Bow down!
The King of VuTales has returned!
I know, I know. I apologize for my absence, and in fact. I'm not supposed to be here yet.
Buttttt
I checked VuTales last week I think.
You guys are so lame.
That's when I realized that you guys needed to have me back.
Oh man, it's been forever since I wrote here.
Anyway, I was gone because:
[quote=Dustin]Take a break. Give wittle Alberto a break....
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Submitted: Mon Oct 04, 2010 12:32 AM
So like Friday there was this event going on at this club.
So I was like k ya my summer is almost done, gotta live it up one last time.
So I get there, meet my crew, and start feeling the music. We had our own seating area, and my friend and I were standing on the table, you know pumping our fists, waving our arms. Then I notice "meng, sausage fest here." So I grabbed my friend and we go hunting.
I spot this girl, cute,...
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Submitted: Sun Aug 15, 2010 11:47 AM
POW POW MOTHA FUKKA!
The sound of a gun echoed through the empty hallway. Our hero, Degree, quickly slipped into a spare room and locked the room.
"Degree is....alright? Can you.....and I....clipping my toenails."
"Shit." Degree whispered, tossing his walkie-talkie to the floor. "Losing reception...Only one thing left to do." He reached into his pocket and pulled out the brand new iPhone 4 and...
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Submitted: Wed Aug 11, 2010 12:00 AM
Let's face it guys. We're a hell of a bunch.
We got people all over the world. Each of us with our own problems, our own struggles and our own similarities.
We have different age groups, some people even being 13 (or I think now 14 would be our lowest age.) Yet they are able to converse with us without much difficulty. We've lost and gained. Most importantly this brand new site that is now our home.
I'm not gonna sit...
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Submitted: Sun Aug 08, 2010 07:19 AM
So, about 4 days ago my mom came up to me, and was like "Get up."
See because here's my typical summer dayL
Wake up.
Make tea.
Check facebook, VuTales etc...
Alt-tab and enter fap folder
Skeet
clean up and go back to bed.
-5 hours later-
Wake up
check facebook, vutales etc..
alt tab and enter fap folder
Skeet
clean up
eat food
go back to bed
She was like "You're getting a job."
I was like...
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Submitted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 10:44 PM
omg omg omg omg omg
I'm only 15 days away from freedom! Then I'm back in the game! Then my summer will finally start!
The parties!
The girls!
The soberness!
Ugh, it's killing me.
Anyway, I was talking to a few friends on MSN today, and we were talking about 2012. Just thinking how that year is gonna be crazy even if the world does end. Then we were talking about what we're going to do after we graduate...
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Submitted: Fri Jul 16, 2010 05:21 AM
Since I'm in America, I figured I'd go to McDonald's see what's different.
For one thing, I love the dollar menu and totally wish it was in Montreal.
All we have is dollar drink days..which...I'm missing out on..right now (But seriously, getting a large drink for only $1 or 1.13 after taxes oh em gee!)
Another thing I like is filling my own drink. Wish that was at my McDonald's in Montreal too. On...
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Submitted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 11:39 PM
This year's line up was...different.
Since the list is pretty long, I guess I'll just name the "highlights".
#97: iJustine
Seriously? iJustine? Why,why why,WHY is she even ON the list?
WHAT QUALITIES DOES SHE HAVE OTHER THAN BEING CRAZY ON HER YOUTUBE VIDEOS!
OR BEING APPLE'S BIGGEST FAN?
WHY IS SHE ON THE LIST?...
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Submitted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 11:05 PM
Greetings.
As you my have noticed, there might not ever be anymore rants.
You see, I figured out my problem. I've been here since the 26th, and it's been a long couple of days.
Because of that, I really haven't...catered myself properly. I came into this vacation with the wrong attitude, and because of that I suffered greatly.
Luckily, I had a dream last night that changed my look forever. I won't tell you what...
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Submitted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 09:51 PM
IS THIS SERIOUSLY THE WORST VACATION EVER?
I'M SERIOUSLY IN MAJOR BITCH MODE. AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY!
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE WOMEN? WHERE THE FUCK IS THE ENTERTAINMENT?
WHAT THE FUCK?
TO CELEBRATE, THIS MONTH (LIKE JULY I MEAN) IS OFFICIALLY RANT MONTH.
I WILL RANT ABOUT JUST ABOUT ANYTHING, ANYTIME, UNLESS I LOSE MY BITCH MODE.
Okay, today's rant is about heat. Yes. About fucking heat,...
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Submitted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 05:57 AM
Dear Bryan,
I know this is a serious and sad time for you.
Like hey man, I know I'm not right next to you, but I really want to give you a nice big hug.
Trust me man, there will always be another time. England isn't such a bad football team.
You see Bryan, me and you have something in common. We're both English.
My sister just had a baby, and she lives in England. So I have an English nephew.
So all I'm trying to...
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Submitted: Tue Jun 29, 2010 10:25 PM
Srsly.
I'm using IE 8 to view this btw, so no spell check so yea. Anyway I got to NYC yesterday
the city of dreams right?
fuck that shit, it's bull shit. all I needed was 4 fucking quarters. 4.
It's total bullshit.
k so my mom gave me 15 US dollars so I can buy some food at a rest stop. Guess what, we're on an express bus.
fuck me right?
so we get to Albany and the fucking store is closed. No food...
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Submitted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 06:53 AM
IMMA MAKE THIS QUICK CUZ I GOTTA PACK BUT I FUCKING PASSED EVERYTHING THIS YEAR! LIKE YESSSSSSSS!
HAHAHA TAKE THAT GRADE 9 APPLIED SCIENCE!
TAKE THAT FUCKING HARD ASS GRADE 9 MATH!
FUCKING TAKE THAT COLLEGE LEVEL HISTORY EXAM!
HAHAHAHHAHAUDHAKLWLLAFHAWF
TAKE THAT GRADE 9 IN GENERAL!
FUCKING YES! ONLY 2 MORE YEARS UNTIL I GRADUATE FWIAJFIAJFAIFJ UGH GUH GUHGU UHG
NOW I GOTTA PACK BECAUSE I'M GOING TO NEW YORK...
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