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[QoTW] Legalizing Weed+Other Wishes

Duh, of course that'd be the first thing I'd do if I was a god.

In fact, I'd make it so it was never illegal in the first place.


Maybe the next thing I'd do is give myself a human form, come down to Earth and blaze with my people.

After that I'd probably be too stoned to do anything else.

I'd make crops in poor places in the world suddenly flourish, making sure there's enough food for everyone on Earth.

I'd brutally...

Tags: QoTW28 Comments: 10 Submitted: Mon Mar 07, 2011 01:44 AM
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Nass and Alberto: The Dentist

So yesterday I went to the dentist to have my teeth cleaned.

My mom took me to a new place....for some odd reason, so I was scared that there wouldn't be any women there (my old place was ran by females.)

Anyway, we show up. And my mom (who had an appointment too) goes in. They tell me to sit down and wait for my name to be called.
It's one of those big offices, like with a beautiful couches and shit. So I kinda felt outta place.

So...

Tags: Alberto, Nass, Teen Hormones, Ow my fucking tooth, NSFW Comments: 6 Submitted: Tue Mar 01, 2011 12:56 PM
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Salvia

Man....I feel so....weird right now.


Well tonight I tried salvia. And if you don't know what that is,read up on it here.

Or to sum it all up, it's a a psychoactive plant. So when you smoke it. It puts you on a whole other level.
Think LSD, but a plant. And it only lasts like 5-10mins.

It was by far the most INTENSE 6mins of my life. I'll try to describe it as best as I...

Tags: Life Changing Experiences, Realizations, Salvia Comments: 12 Submitted: Mon Feb 21, 2011 04:01 AM
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Tired

*sigh* This sucks guys.

I'm really tired of being sick, and I'm blowing (no homo) my chances at going to a good college.


You see, lately my asthma has been acting up, as I'm sure I've previously mention.

Only the trick is, it wasn't asthma, turns out it was just anxiety. I'm guessing my asthma medication ( One of the side-effects is anxiety) really just made it worse, since I took it for like a week straight before...

Tags: Sickness, Anxiety, Random thoughts, Failing, Srs Blog Comments: 8 Submitted: Thu Feb 17, 2011 04:49 AM
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Valentine's Day Woes

2nd Bloggity blog for the night. Yayyy.


Everyone knows Valentine's Day is just another day to hate being single.
I mean, you can be like "LOL I DON'T NEED A WO/MAN IN MY LIFE! I CAN PROVIDE FOR ME!"
And then you go outside and wham! Fucking couples everywhere.

And it hurts bro, and I know you've seen/posted this picture EVERYWHERE, but it actually sums up how a lot of people feel:

[img...

Tags: ITSSOKEWLHOWWEHAVETAGSANDSTUFF, Nass, Fail Comments: 4 Submitted: Tue Feb 15, 2011 04:42 AM
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[QoTW]THIS IS A BLOG BY NASS!

1st blog bruh


Let me just start off by saying;



FINA-FUCKING-LLY!...

Tags: Nass is fucking awesome and loves V3, QoTW25 Comments: 11 Submitted: Mon Feb 14, 2011 09:57 PM
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[How-To] Write A Blog

So you finally wanna post a blog huh?
Posting a blog is srs business, there's a lot of preparation involved, but follow this guide and your blog will definitely get the bitches rolling.


Oh and also earn you like 10+ "Likes" or whatever...
Don't just take my word it, look at what the critics had to say!
[quote=VuTaler]Shit, I became the most popular blogger here! All thanks to Nass'...

Tags: Nass, Frigginawesomeguidebro, Blog, A, Write, To, How Comments: 9 Submitted: Sun Feb 13, 2011 07:38 PM
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LOLOOPS

So I went to the doctor to get my lungs checked out.
My doctor told me the same thing she's been telling me for like 2 weeks.

"k you have asthma."


I knew that already you dumb fucking woman I sighed. "k"

"Take ur Inhal3r."

"k"

"And no alcohol."

"k"

"And no marijuana."

Now here's where it gets fucked up. I wanted to say...

Tags: test, Doctor Comments: 10 Submitted: Fri Feb 11, 2011 05:24 AM
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MANIAC!

'Sup guys?
Hope you guys are having a good week. And if not, chin up yeah?

TBH I don't really know what to talk about today.

My life's been pretty uneventful lately.
Been keeping a low profile mostly, mid-years are coming up, so I'm at home studying mostly.

Tried smoking and studying, can't do it lol.

Anyway, my asthma has been a real pain in the ass too. Idfk what's up with that....
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Tags: , Kid Cudi, Asthma Comments: 8 Submitted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 12:28 AM
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Things Change.

Damn, Friday was one of those days. You know those days were you try so hard to stay happy and keep others happy. But really you're all just sad.


Today, a friend of mine left for some youth rehab center. She won't be back for 6 months.

It's a real blow man. I met her in 7th grade. She was my Drama class, and she was pretty awesome at Improv. Even though we weren't BFFs, we would talk from time to time....

Tags: Rehab, Sad, QQ, Comments: 7 Submitted: Sat Jan 22, 2011 06:16 PM
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Teenage Hormones.

Sup guys?

How was your day?
Mine was okay. My side aches though. I think I might have slept on it wrong or something.

Even hurts to laugh :(.

QQ


You guys remember a while back when I told you about this girl?

Well if not, you should probably read that before continuing.

....

Okay you back? k.

So, it's been a while since I've updated on this...

Tags: Nass, Flings, High School, Young Love, Drama, Lust Comments: 20 Submitted: Wed Jan 19, 2011 11:04 PM
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NASS-TACULAR #1

NEW EDITED THREAD. READ THERE FIRST!

Sup guys? Thought I would do something special today. :)

A long time ago Dest1(I didn't know who ask at the time of recording so srry Desty :( <3 ) was wondering about Medusa.
And I never really went into detail about it.

So here's a more "in-depth" explanation for you Dest, and anyone else...

Tags: Vlog, Nass Comments: 10 Submitted: Sun Jan 16, 2011 10:46 PM
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BUST3D

That's right guys. My mom now knows I smoke weed.
It all happened AS SOON as I came back from the train station. I was trying out Lost Planet 2 (beat it last night btw, awesome game.)
And my mom calls me into my room.

She's all like "Have you ever tried marijuana?"
I was like "Ya."
Then she was like "Oh...cuz I found evidence in your room, and I almost lost it."
"Sorry. I was gonna tell you...

Tags: Caught, Nass Comments: 8 Submitted: Sat Jan 15, 2011 01:22 AM
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U Mad?

lol before we start I gotta tell you guys what happened when I came home.



So my step-mom is in the kitchen when I come in. And I know she bitches behind my back whenever I don't greet her when I see her for the 1st time of the day. So I'm like "Hey." And she spins around and is like "Don't 'Hey' me! I'm not your friend."
I didn't expect any hostility so I had this really confused...

Tags: American Blog, Nass, Step Mom, Comments: 13 Submitted: Sun Jan 09, 2011 12:41 AM
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Americano

It's that time of the year again!

That's right! I'm in the U.S.A.!
Sadly I'm only here for 3 days but whateverrr.


You know I've been thinking a lot of that 12 hour train ride to New York. About a lot of stuff.
Mostly about this.
And I'm not here to say "guize,...

Tags: American Blog Comments: 0 Submitted: Thu Jan 06, 2011 08:32 AM
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