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Mondays

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Last Sunday I did not sleep due to me playing on the computer the single player mode of classic StarCraft, while the sequel was being downloaded. At six AM I turned the monitor off, as well as the sound system (which has a super-bright blue LED that can keep you from sleeping), I turned the TV on and switched to the news channel. I also moved and shook the bed sheets to make it look that I actually spent the night sleeping. Minutes...

Comments: 18 Submitted: Tue Jan 10, 2012 06:54 AM
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Update :D

Comments: 6 Submitted: Sat Jan 07, 2012 07:04 PM
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on women

God I love women.


Back in 2010 when I was about to return to my country from Europe, the flight got cancelled and my country's airline offered us to stay in Madrid's biggest hotel. Now that I think of it, the airline that told us the flight was cancelled and booked us a room in a hotel was Argentine Airlines, and we were travelling home with Air Europa (maybe it was just a good guy Greg act?). Back to the hotel, it was gorgeous, big and...

Comments: 8 Submitted: Fri Dec 23, 2011 04:43 AM
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Kohana

Kohana
As some of you may know, I live on the southern hemisphere, therefore, classes ended for me in late November. That means that I have a lot of time in my hands. When I'm not out partying, drinking alcohol, smoking weed or having wild sex with incredibly hot girls, I get bored.
I started thinking about what I had done the past summer to entertain myself, but then I remembered that my life was a lot different than it is now and that I...

Comments: 7 Submitted: Sat Dec 10, 2011 09:17 AM
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hurry up, Lydia!

/spoiler alert: skyrim. this happened when i was in level 4 or 5 /

It's freaking cold here. I can't believe I am doing this, I don't know where the castle is anyway..
I turn back to see how my companion is doing.
God, Lydia, you walk so slow. We're never gonna make it like this! Now, focus on me. You have to stay next to me, in case a troll attacks us. Remember last time? You died, and I was left alone dodging the ice troll's...

Comments: 6 Submitted: Mon Nov 14, 2011 12:55 AM
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Gauss

Tags: gauss only solves for rational roots Comments: 5 Submitted: Sun Nov 06, 2011 10:00 PM
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Just a facade

Life's going well. Too well actually. That bothers me. Someone told me long ago there's a calm before the storm. I fear for it.
Well, not too well. Grades are okay, but there's something about my friends.
They're okay, they're cool, they're fun, whatever. We hang out and we have a good time, but I'm starting to feel that I am alone in spite of having lots of friends.
Last year I had "something" with a girl and it ended badly. A few months...

Tags: heeyy macarena, three macarena, two macarena, one macarena Comments: 3 Submitted: Sun Nov 06, 2011 12:32 AM
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That's a magnificent moustache

Tags: magnificent, moustache, nietzsche Comments: 4 Submitted: Sat Oct 22, 2011 09:29 PM

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5 hours ago
@greenelf not at all, but vutales is better :)
18 hours ago
@nass one day I will go to canada and we will go to a rave man.
18 hours ago
@greenelf when I read that sentence, which I didnt understand.
18 hours ago
@Nass didn't know vascotia.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

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