Excessive cursing. Watch out.
Okay, I know I'm not the brightest crayon in the box but I'm not fucking dumb. Let's talk about my idiot friend. For blog's sake, we'll call her Jennifer. She has a boyfriend, who also happens to be my friend, and for blog's sake, his name is James. Now, James and Jennifer have been together 2 years. James is 17 and Jennifer is 16.
James and Jennifer are both each...
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Submitted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 06:34 AM
Some people long for a "new start."
Some people want to move far, far away.
I can't bear the thought. I'm going to be attending Brandeis University in Waltham, MA.
Waltham, MA -> New Orleans, LA - 1 day and 1 hour
I'm going to be 1 day and an hour away from my family. The people who I've spent my last 17 years living with. The people who've given me all they've got and more. The...
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Submitted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 04:37 AM
I'm not arguing the legitimacy of religion. I choose to believe in my own way. I'm trying to bring attention to the problems with the entire Christian congregation. From the inside.
Okay, so, recently my church, a massive congregation, began a 2 million dollar building project. They were going to build "a family center" or a place for "fellowship." Now, 2 million dollars seems a bit excessive,...
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Submitted: Sat Jul 03, 2010 08:50 PM
That's right. They want to be told what to do! You're the man; they do as you say. I'm going to regale you with a tale of shitty women and how they made me mad! Now, you might be saying right now, "Dustin, why are all your blogs about women?"
I like women.
Anyways, let us begin at the beginning. There was this girl, for blog's sake let's call her Shenuiqa. Shenuiqa was a lovely short white...
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Submitted: Mon Jun 21, 2010 04:29 AM
Generic teenage problems, ahoy!
Alright, so I've been involved with one of the most beautiful, smart, amazing women that's ever been but there's one problem: she's my best friend's ex. (I mentioned this in one of my previous blogs) In any case, we've been together about 3 weeks and it has been amazing; she broke up with her boyfriend and my best friend around a month ago. We decided to wait and not go...
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Submitted: Sun May 16, 2010 05:09 PM
I hate Gamestop so much. They're all assholes. Let me tell you a story.
We were going to get World at War for a friend since he likes WW2 shooters and stuff, So yeah, we get there and I ask him: "Hey do you guys have World at War? You know, Call of Duty?" and he replies "Yeah, we have one copy left. I'll need to see your ID" and I said "Oh wait, it's not for me, it's for my friend!" and I...
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Submitted: Sun May 09, 2010 03:40 PM
Food for thought. Objectivity and subjectivity aren't a dichotomy but a continuum. Nothing can be innately objective or subjective. Aside from mass, structure, moment of spin, chemical composition, electrical charge, position relative to other objects. Even then one could argue that both time and locality are subjective. Morality for example. Values are entirely subjective in almost everyone's books but morality itself is more of a...
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Submitted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 03:26 AM
Okay, so. This is a woman thread. Let me start it with this delightfully long text conversation I had earlier today:
Her: Hi.
Me: Hey.
Her: What are you doing?
Me: Just hooking up the gamecube. (Yeah, we're both nerds. She's the pretty kind though. More than I can say for myself) You?
Her: Nothing, watching TV?
Me: Whatcha watching?
Her: Starstruck on Disney. Wish I wasn't alone.
Me: Why?
Her: I think too much when...
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Submitted: Fri Mar 26, 2010 02:08 AM
Okay, apparently I'm opinionated. My mummy asked me this morning as I was just about to hop in my truck and drive to class. She stopped me and said "What do you think of Craig?" (Cousin's lover) I responded
"He's alright, he's good at Rockband".
"Oh well did you hear what he said yesterday?"
"No, about what?"
"I asked him if there was a job at the brewery for your brother...
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Submitted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 09:37 PM
This is where I'm going to complain about my parents, if you don't want to hear it, just leave; don't complain about how "stereotypically teenager" I am.
Okay, let me lay out today's events. Alright, I overslept. My mother ended up waking me up and telling me I was going to be late if I didn't hurry. So, I jumped into the shower and got dressed and such to find out I had no dry clothes. I...
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Submitted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 11:56 PM
You heard me. You know why Hemingway was a man? Because he didn't fuck up his work with adjectives. Show me a woman who doesn't want to boink Hemingway and I'll show you a liar. You guys want to boink, don't you? Rhetorical question, I know you do.
I'm tired of them. They're overused and over appreciated. You can describe things, congratulations. Now stop clogging my brain with shit like...
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Submitted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 02:09 AM
I'm not one for this drama-y bullspit and I absolutely hate it when I have to use the word "drama". All of this is told from an entirely apathetic standpoint. If it sounds like I'm whining, just ignore it. Also, the title, I don't hate women and I'm not trying to generalize them; it's just a hook and a rant.
I've always wondered. Why do they have to take anything congenial and gnarly...
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Submitted: Sun Jan 03, 2010 11:26 PM
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