A blog about a depressed young man

Hey guys. My name is Dest. Or you can call me Ken, for those of you who do not know who I am. I am a 16 year old Chinese American living in the United States. Nice to meet you. How about you grab a nice cup of tea and move your computer over to the fireplace so you can enjoy my blog the right way. Or...the DEST way. :D

So, I haven't blogged in possible a year or so, and I'm afraid I might have lost my magic touch...not that I had any. But...

Tags: Dest1, School Comments: 18 Submitted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 10:13 PM

QoTW #35: The hell am I supposed to do?

APRIL 20TH, 2011

"I WANNA PLAY SOME CALL OF DUTY, YO"

-turns on PS3-

(Playstation Network is down for maintenance)

"..."



-11 days later-

-turns on PS3-

"WTF STILL DOWN"



the fuck else am i supposed to do?...

Tags: QoTW #35 Comments: 6 Submitted: Mon May 02, 2011 01:42 AM

Dat Minecraft? And real life.

Hey guys, Dest here and with a new blog comes a new video. In fact, about 15 new videos. I recently started up a Minecraft Let's Play! :D <3 channel separate from my regular channel that I use to upload crappy videos such as For Vutales:



Hey, I was 12 in that video, don't judge me!

And videos such with my XBOX BEING THROWN OUT THE WINDOW!!!



Excuse my bad acting, I...

Tags: Dest1 Minecraft Video Life 420 No Life CP Comments: 2 Submitted: Sun Apr 24, 2011 06:21 AM

Larry Turtle

Hi. I'm Dest1. New comic.

LARRY THE TURTLE

Here is Larry Turtle.



Larry wants to fly.



Larry is a turtle.



Larry has a bright idea!...

Tags: comic, Dest1 Comments: 14 Submitted: Wed Jan 05, 2011 05:34 AM

XBOX 360 THROWN OUT OF WINDOW!!

Dangit, I can't enjoy a nice game of Halo 3 without my Xbox 360 being thrown out of my bedroom window...on my birthday.

Sigh, now I gotta get a new Xbox 360.



And like my blog too so I can feel good about myself.

And don't like David's blog because he is a stupid doodoohead.

Tags: Xbox 360, Dest1 Comments: 33 Submitted: Fri Aug 06, 2010 02:33 AM

Aika Online's First Blog

Hey guys, Dest here once again. Today, I'm going to talk about Aika Online, an MMORPG currently in open beta testing. I will talk about the Pros and Cons of the game and why you should join. But first, I'm going to discuss how I found out about the game.

On one fateful Memorial Day weekend, FunnyFroggy approached me with a proposition, (these quotes aren't exactly how...

Tags: Aika Online, Dest1 Comments: 18 Submitted: Thu Jun 03, 2010 11:01 PM

List of Things I Want to do in High School

1. Not get a F for a final grade (Failed)

2. Get an A for a final grade (Pass)

3. Get at least a 3.0 average (Failed)

4. Get a real girlfriend :sadface: (Working on it)

5. Make newer friends (Pass)

6. Distance myself away from some of my current friends (Pass)

7. Try out for a sport (Failed)

8. Actually make the team (...)

9. Be involved in a love dodecagon (wait no, this sounds painful...)

10. If having not...

Tags: Dest1 Comments: 12 Submitted: Sun May 30, 2010 05:45 AM

Things that tick me off.

(Beware, the blog has cursing. I can’t stop listening to Nass’s people’s music.)


Man, some things really push me off the edge.

Sometimes, these things cause me to go apeshit all over your face, while sometimes;;;;;;;; (YOU LIKE THAT TARHEEL? Grammar Nazi) these things cause me to go apeshit all over your mom. I don’t see a difference between your face and your mom though, they look the same;.&*@;;;;;! ugly...

Tags: rant, Dest1 Comments: 18 Submitted: Sun Oct 25, 2009 01:27 AM

nArUto0456 does Combat Arms

After a...2 year disappearance (maybe less..or moar!1), naruto noob makes a come back, but this time he isn't in MapleStory, oh no. He's dominating Combat Arms.

Tags: Combat Arms, Dest1 Comments: 33 Submitted: Sat Jun 27, 2009 05:39 PM

One of my childhood memories

Hmm, this is going to be a short blog, because since I'm only 13, I don't have that many childhood memories...

So anyway, when I was 4, I was being teased by my older brother. I started to cry a little, so I ran off into my Dad's room (which was empty because he was at work). I locked the door and sat inside the room. It was about 9:30 PM to 10 PM.

Once I was finished clearing my senses, I decided to head back upstairs to...

Tags: Dest1 Comments: 6 Submitted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 04:03 AM

How to be like Dest1

(This is in response to Vusys's latest blog and also in response to the "How to be/get" phase in VuTales).




So kids, I hear you want to be like me, yeah? Ok, maybe you don't want to be like me, but I'm going to force you to be like me. I think everyone should be like me. I'm the most superb Asian kid on the face of the universe. In fact, I'm just awesome, period. So, if you want to be...

Tags: howto, Dest1 Comments: 12 Submitted: Sun May 17, 2009 10:18 PM

Interweb Heroes

Hey everyone, it's Dest. It's been a while since I have written a real blog, and it's been an even longer time since I've written anything story like. I'm a bit rusty, but I wrote this last week. Spent this week revising it, so yeah, hope you like it. If there's a lot of positive reception, I'll release what would be chapter 2.




SuperHunk9001: Hey baby, your screen names makes me explode in my...

Tags: Dest1 Comments: 9 Submitted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 11:24 PM

[NSFW] The Classroom

Tags: NSFW, Dest1 Comments: 21 Submitted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 04:15 AM

A Muffin Story.

As most of you know, I had an alternate account named Muffin, who wrote stories. I will post up the one I managed to find.


My name is Muffin. I’m a muffin, and I’m proud to be one. I will tell you a story today about my intense struggles I have had. I hope you learn a lot, and start to think about this: Muffins have feelings, too. Enjoy.

It was morning. The Muffin Kingdom was under a Code Red. Humans were invading my home....

Tags: Dest1, Classics Comments: 8 Submitted: Sat Apr 04, 2009 03:32 AM

How to be cool.

How to be cool.

Click here for the comic.

Credits:
MapleStory
Dest1
Dee32693
The language of Hebrew (which is used in one line in the comic)

Tags: Dest1, Classics Comments: 8 Submitted: Sat Apr 04, 2009 12:08 AM