Life.

Weird word, eh? Makes you think about how weird life is and how fragile the world is right now... Well. Not really. I just wanted to be philosophical for a bit. /endfailphilosophy.

Here is something that I hear thousands of times a day:

Hey!
Oh, hello!
Howsit goin' dude? How are things?
It's going good! Things are awesome man. How about you?
I'm good!
Oh that's good!

And the end of the conversation. And this is between friends. Best friends even. No...

So. Today was my birthday. March 31st. And let me just tell you... Worst. Birthday. Ever.

So on March 30th, I smashed my toe into a 25-pound metal gate and ripped it off it's hinges and bruised my toe up badly. Later that night, I stood up and my knee started to hurt. Later that night, my knee grew the size of a watermelon. Seriously, it was 3x the size of my other knee. From then, it took me 3 hours (From 1 - 3:30) to get into bed and fall asleep in a somewhat comfortable position.

So ...

Well, I guess I probably owe it to you guys to tell you all this, just since I sorta "left" on a bad note (Seen here and here.)

BUT, for once my life is looking... Well, let's just say better. My job has been getting better, and I'm fucking up less, which is always good. Plus my (old!) manager no longer works on the same shifts as me (On any day!)...

Weeeeellll... This is the shitty ending of my shitty day that has been the shittiest New Years of my life. But, I am optimistic Scratch that. I feel like shit, I look like shit... Just not good.

[quote]NOTE: In the following blog you will see a lot of coarse language. Please do not read if you are sensitive in those areas. You have been warned.

So why was it so bad, you may be asking? (Or not asking, I don't really care) Well, let me tell you!

[h]T...

Alright, I am only posting here so I have some way to express myself. You may think I'm being overly dramatic, an idiot, whatever. I don't really care. I just need to get this out somehow and currently there is no person in my life I can do that to, other than the person this Blog is about... And what I want to talk to her about is this problem, which she is a part of in a huge way. So, here we go. Get ready for total drama-shit.

Alright, so there are three main characters here:

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