Might as well take the oppurtunity to be the ones to bring these old games back!

In this thread game, straight from most forums and MMOTales you make a wish.
Then the next poister grants that wish in the most corrupted way they can think of.

Then they make a wish (All this in ONE post) and the poster after that repeats what that poster did.
Simple!

I'll start

"I wish more people joined VuTales!"

More people joins VuTales, however they're porn advertisers and spam the entire VuTales with hot, shexy chicks! D:
I wish for features in VuTales!

Granted, but V makes a feature called 'Execute-A-Knight' and you were the first to test it out.

I wish I didn't procrastinate so much.

Granted, but you realised you still have 1564 unfinished tasks in your to-do-list.
And the easiest one was to :"Obliterate Wesker"

I wish for more paper to draw on.

Granted, but it's really crappy cheap paper that smudges or rips all the time when you try to erase.

I wish we didn't have to write stupid essays for English class.

But what if it already IS mush?

And you didn't post a wish for us to corrupt.

Sorry.

Granted, but it's only a three-day truce. After that, the fighting rages on, bloodier than ever.

I wish that American people wouldn't spend beyond their means and create crises that they can't solve.

Granted, the Americans are so good with their money they buy out the rest of the world and rule all.

I wish I got a perfect score on my upcoming ACT.

Granted, but none of your colleges of choice accept you anyway.

I wish there was more than just 24 hours in a day.

Granted, there are now 9001 hours in a day. You will never marry Potato now.

I wish Spring Break started. (Yes it hasn't started yet)

Granted, the days are extended to an insurmountable amount of hours, but that means the hours you have to spend in school also go up. You realize there are so many hours a day and so many of them have to go to school that it surpasses your life span, and you die in school.

I wish I had some Totino's pizza rolls and some Stouffer's macaroni and cheese.

Oh? What do we do now? You replied to me, but I replied to him. MY POST OVERWRITES YOURS!

I TAKE BOTH LOL.
(Froggy) Granted, but you spent Spring Break on this game only! :D
(Cheezy) Granted, but they are actually drugged to be steroids. So now you will become GodCheeze but you died from too much cheese steroids.
I wish for Basilmarket to stfu for once.

"Him"? You mean me?

It does, but after that it's even noiser and rowdier and spammy-er.

I wish for straight As.

Granted, you now attain two As. A male and a female.

I wish captain wasn't so gey.