Play the dovahkiin theme song next time you shower. Who knows for how long you haven't showered.
Also, you can to sing the lyrics in dragon tongue if you'd like.
Not only will this make you a nerd, but you will also feel amazing. I acted like a viking in a shower, haha.

Dovahkiin Dovahkiin
Naal ok zin los vahriin
Wah dein vokul mahfaeraak ahst vaal
Ahrk fin norok paal graan
Fod nust hon zindro zaan
Dovahkiin Fah hin kogaan mu draal

Ahrk fin kel lost prodah
Do ved viing ko fin krah
Tol fod zeymah win kein meyz fundein
Alduin feyn do jun
kruziik vokun staadnau
voth aan bahlok wah diivon fin lein

That was interesting

FUS RO DAH

'Peeing'. ;)