So here I am, playing TF2 (Team fortress 2) and am in an idle server.
I keep killing this one kid... he starts taunting me

"Come out and fight! melee!"

"Coward"

Cause I learned the trick on how to blow people up behind glass! So they can't get me!
Well, I'm owning him... and owning him... then he finally gets 1 good hit in and gets a Revenge (After I got a Domination on him) and hes laughing.

So... he died... 15+ times... i die... once..

Well, going on. I keep killing him some more, then he says something foreign, and leaves... I thing.
"Oh, he thinks I can't figure out what he's saying.... TOO THE GOOGLE TRANSLATOR!!!"

So I translate it... and it doesn't figure it out in any language. Polish however, makes most sense.
I (something) buy (something) you. Thats all it translates.

So I take his name.

"Bombowy Kurczak"

And I type it in... end result.


"Chicken Bomb".

.... well. So he's Polish, and probably a child, with THAT name... so I'm trying to find what server he's in, just so I can join, and scream.
"Hey ChickenBomb... Cock-a-doodle BOOM!"
Then blow him up as a demoman.

~Grimno