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Annoying/Sad things. OUTSOURCED TO INDIA

Written by Lithium on July 15, 2009
I'm bored, so I'll make an annoying thing too! This is part 1, because I'm very neurotic.

1. When the ketchup doesn't come out of the bottle, even when you can see a substantial amount in the bottle.
2. When it's really hot, and you get swamp ass.
3. When hot girls tease you and walk away.
4. Bill Gate's wealth.
5. Gym class fit day where they conspire against the students to make them as tired as possible.
6. That annoying screech that happens when you open silvery packaged snack foods.
7. Penis Jokes.
8. Tim Shaffer not making more games.
9. People who try to force you to do things.
10. Asian Parents.
11. Blue Screens
12. Mowing the lawn
13. Incinerating the Weighted Companion Cube.
14. Chihuahuas.
15. People who say "cool story bro."
16. Froggy.
17. Number 7 again.
18. Spoiled white kids.
19. PS3/360 Fanboys.
20. Jade Raymond exploitation.
21. Ninja Bread Man
22. Burnt Marshmallows.
23. Weeaboos who try to pass themselves off as Otaku.
24. Korean supremacists. (A.K.A, Korean Teenage Guys)
25. poepl hu tip lik tihs
26. Asshole flamers on online games.
27. The sudden positive publicity for Michael Jackson.
28. The fact that almost no Chinese people can pronounce mine name without saying "Jonason."
29. People who say "WHAT IS THIS I DONT EVEN" and follow that with an lmao.
30. T-Pain

I SHALL ADD MOAR LATER.

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Wed Jul 15, 2009 11:04 PM +

A reasonable list :)

 
 
Wed Jul 15, 2009 11:57 PM +

Riveting tale, chap.

 
 
Thu Jul 16, 2009 12:24 AM +

I can agree with almost all of it... especially #23

 
 
Thu Jul 16, 2009 04:41 AM +

I support #23.

 
 
Thu Jul 16, 2009 04:42 AM +

#23 ftl.

... o__o;;

 
 
Thu Jul 16, 2009 04:46 AM +

WHAT IS THIS I DONT EVEN LMAO

 
 
Thu Jul 16, 2009 05:09 AM [Edited once ] +

1. When the ketchup doesn't come out of the bottle, even when you can see a substantial amount in the bottle.

kk

2. When it's really hot, and you get swamp ass.

O_O

3. When hot girls tease you and walk away.

You're hot

4. Bill Gate's wealth.

He earned it

5. Gym class fit day where they conspire against the students to make them as tired as possible.

I agree

6. That annoying screech that happens when you open silvery packaged snack foods.

The noise from opening rotting doors is worse

7. Penis Jokes.

VIAGRA WILL MAKE YOU BIGGER

8. Tim Shaffer not making more games.

WHAT ABOUT YU YUSUKI? WHERE IS MY SHENUME 3???

9. People who try to force you to do things.

kk

10. Asian Parents.

They're just trying to make you be successful. Like them

11. Blue Screens

kk

12. Mowing the lawn

A MUSHROOM. OH SHI-

13. Incinerating the Weighted Companion Cube.

PORTAL MAKES YOU DIZZY

14. Chihuahuas.

Greyhounds

15. People who say "cool story bro."

Agreed

16. Froggy

Which one?
.
17. Number 7 again.

:|

18. Spoiled racist white kids who do funny shit.

FIXED

19. PS3/360 Fanboys.

Never had never will own one

20. Jade Raymond exploitation.

Wha...?

21. Ninja Bread Man

kk

22. Burnt Marshmallows.

kk

23. Weeaboos who try to pass themselves off as Otaku.

I smell something...

24. Korean supremacists. (A.K.A, Korean Teenage Guys)

Koreans are racists? When...?

25. poepl hu tip lik tihs

GRAMMAR NAZIS

26. Asshole flamers on online games.

Agreed. There is a person named FinalPrayer in the nexon forums who sucks ass

27. The sudden positive publicity for Michael Jackson.

THIS VIDEO IS QFT

28. The fact that almost no Chinese people can pronounce mine name without saying "Jonason."

I'm chinese I don't do that. (TAIWANESE FIXED :|)

29. People who say "WHAT IS THIS I DONT EVEN" and follow that with an lmao.

...

30. T-Pain

????????

 
 
Thu Jul 16, 2009 05:21 AM +

Zappy, anyone can be racist.

 
 
Thu Jul 16, 2009 05:32 AM +

It's only that in America, it's the white-black racism that's the most publicized.

 
 
Thu Jul 16, 2009 05:43 AM +

My mum can say Jonathan.
:D?

 
 
Thu Jul 16, 2009 06:39 AM +

#16 Whaaaaaaaaart!?

 
 
Thu Jul 16, 2009 09:14 AM +

Nass said: Zappy, anyone can be racist.


Yeah... you're right...

 
 
Thu Jul 16, 2009 04:30 PM +

Chinese people are racist to each other. They have special names for each type of race. Gwie Lo, Huh Lo, etc.

And I'm not otaku! I find that offensive. Maybe softcore, but I'm not true otaku. I have balance between MSN, visual novels, anime and gaming. =]

 
 
Thu Jul 16, 2009 11:41 PM +

24 I half resent...half korean lulz
sides not all koreans are bad...well okay most of them but still >l

 
 
Thu Jul 16, 2009 11:56 PM +

I'M A KOREAN TEENAGER


BUT I STILL HATE #24

 

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