I'm bored, so I'll make an annoying thing too! This is part 1, because I'm very neurotic.

1. When the ketchup doesn't come out of the bottle, even when you can see a substantial amount in the bottle.
2. When it's really hot, and you get swamp ass.
3. When hot girls tease you and walk away.
4. Bill Gate's wealth.
5. Gym class fit day where they conspire against the students to make them as tired as possible.
6. That annoying screech that happens when you open silvery packaged snack foods.
7. Penis Jokes.
8. Tim Shaffer not making more games.
9. People who try to force you to do things.
10. Asian Parents.
11. Blue Screens
12. Mowing the lawn
13. Incinerating the Weighted Companion Cube.
14. Chihuahuas.
15. People who say "cool story bro."
16. Froggy.
17. Number 7 again.
18. Spoiled white kids.
19. PS3/360 Fanboys.
20. Jade Raymond exploitation.
21. Ninja Bread Man
22. Burnt Marshmallows.
23. Weeaboos who try to pass themselves off as Otaku.
24. Korean supremacists. (A.K.A, Korean Teenage Guys)
25. poepl hu tip lik tihs
26. Asshole flamers on online games.
27. The sudden positive publicity for Michael Jackson.
28. The fact that almost no Chinese people can pronounce mine name without saying "Jonason."
29. People who say "WHAT IS THIS I DONT EVEN" and follow that with an lmao.
30. T-Pain

I SHALL ADD MOAR LATER.