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KEN WE B FRENZZZZ

Written by Spade on July 11, 2009
♠ 04

O RITE, SRY I HAS NO BLOG IN WHILE, K

I've been enjoying my summer, so don't think I've been slitting wrists during the time I was gone. :x

So I was searching through my computer for old shiz I could delete, and I found a picture that reminded me of my art group in school.

There was a contest that whoever could whip up the cutest thing in 5 minutes would win epiclulz from the class. You could use ANYTHING.



I didn't win.


Anyways, I was flicking through my premium cable channels (dats rite) and I saw this movie playing.



WOH NNOW DIZ IS STORY ALL BOUT HO MY LIF GOB FLIPD UPSIDE VVV



And then I started to play Combat Arms, and I ended up in a scrim/clan match against the top team in CA.

Yeah so I ended up being the last one on my team, and it was a 1v4.

"O NOZ SPAD3 U BAD U GUN LOSE CUZ U NEED SNIPERER ON SNOW VALLEY AND MAPS ARE BAD CUZ I SUK AD DIS GAEM"















"O NOZ SPAD3 Y U OOZ PIKACHUR DAT ISN'T UR"

ADD ME ON CA 4PROOF

"O YA DEN HOW COM U STEL THAT "WAT" PIC"

I MADE THAT




















Yeah, so now onto the




"SPADE DID U STEL DAT PICSHUR AGEN"
NO


I was with a group of friends, about 5 guys and 6 girls.

We were walking to the movies around sunset when I accidently stepped on the back of my friend's shoe.

"DOOD WHAT THE FUCK,"

He pushes my other friend.

"wait wut, I did that I'm sor--"

"OMFGZ U PUHS ME U BASTARD"

Then he retaliates and pushes him back.

"YOZ STOP DAT, BOTH OF U"

"HAY DONT TELL ME WAT TO DO"

"OGMGZ"

So 3 guise are fighting now.

They're all screaming over each other while I'm like "I'M THE WAN WHO DID IT"

"WOW MENG UR SUCH A NARB"

"NOU"


The girls were just like "lulwut" and they started to go on without us.

We were shoving and pushing when my best friend called out to the girls

"HY BITCHZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ WER U GOIN"

I swear he was bleeding fucking cannonballs by the time they were done with him.



YA.


FIN




Yeah I need a new hobby.








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Sat Jul 11, 2009 03:57 AM +

ya u do.

<3

 
 
Sat Jul 11, 2009 04:07 AM +

Lololol nice return

 
 
Sat Jul 11, 2009 05:17 AM +

Thats EXACTLY how the generic FPS player would talk.

 
 
Sat Jul 11, 2009 06:24 AM +

Slitting YOUR wrists, or others? xD

 
 
Sat Jul 11, 2009 06:54 AM +

ohai

come bot with me on JD k

nais keels on vertu btw

 
 
Sat Jul 11, 2009 12:31 PM [Edited 2 times ] +



I R NOT ART THEFT

I MADE DIS PIC LOLOLOLOLOLOOLLLLL

 
 
Sat Jul 11, 2009 04:17 PM +

needs moar ADD

The pics and noobspeak made me lol, cuz I can imagine somebody tryin to talk like that

 
 
Sat Jul 11, 2009 05:56 PM +

is your msn still hacked? rofl that was the wierdest convo i ever had

 
 
Sat Jul 11, 2009 06:39 PM [Edited once ] +

Ugh, the grammar.. x_x

 
 
Sat Jul 11, 2009 07:50 PM +

pro

 

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