You all know about those Pokémon games on game boy color, right? I was offered
every Pokémon game created for three bucks.

Just one catch. I have to successfully hike into the woods, get a berry from a tree
that this guy needs for some horticulture class and bring it to him. It was a deal. I didn't know this forest at all, but I decided to give it a shot.

Lost as I was, I ran into the forest searching for this stupid tree. After a while of running around
in circles, I gave up and sat on a log. I sat on this huge ass stump and it went STRAIGHT
into my thigh.

The pain was truly immense. I almost cried. I panicked, and in my rush to get up,
got a LOAD of splinters. At this point, I fainted. I can't remember
anything after that.

Game shows ringed in my ear. I was in hospital. I was in some stupid bed
watching The Price Is Right. I struggled to find the Nurse Assistance button.
When I found it, the nurse walked in. I asked her how to change the channel.
She replied with a small sigh, saying only these words.
"That's easy. Just look at the first word of every paragraph."