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Occultation.

Written by Pirkid on July 7, 2009
You all know about those Pokémon games on game boy color, right? I was offered
every Pokémon game created for three bucks.

Just one catch. I have to successfully hike into the woods, get a berry from a tree
that this guy needs for some horticulture class and bring it to him. It was a deal. I didn't know this forest at all, but I decided to give it a shot.

Lost as I was, I ran into the forest searching for this stupid tree. After a while of running around
in circles, I gave up and sat on a log. I sat on this huge ass stump and it went STRAIGHT
into my thigh.

The pain was truly immense. I almost cried. I panicked, and in my rush to get up,
got a LOAD of splinters. At this point, I fainted. I can't remember
anything after that.

Game shows ringed in my ear. I was in hospital. I was in some stupid bed
watching The Price Is Right. I struggled to find the Nurse Assistance button.
When I found it, the nurse walked in. I asked her how to change the channel.
She replied with a small sigh, saying only these words.
"That's easy. Just look at the first word of every paragraph."

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Tue Jul 07, 2009 01:42 AM +
Arladerus

I'm not "like"ing this!!! >O

 
 
Tue Jul 07, 2009 01:42 AM +
Nass
We're only here for a few blinks kids, so act now. This stuff wont last.

Woooooooooooooooooooow

You win this time....

 
 
Tue Jul 07, 2009 01:43 AM +
Waffle
Hello =)

...damn

 
 
Tue Jul 07, 2009 01:44 AM +
Gujju
"Get chance and luck!"

arg

 
 
Tue Jul 07, 2009 01:50 AM +
Ganzicus
Game Over

Damn it.

 
 
Tue Jul 07, 2009 01:58 AM +
Pirkid
Write drunk, edit sober.

Arladerus said: I'm not "like"ing this!!! >O


Like the concealment, not the trickery. :)

 
 
Tue Jul 07, 2009 02:56 AM +
irawk
^^ Ders a nub ^^

ZOMFG.... Took me like 5 mins to get that too... I lost the G--- OH CRAP, I LOST AGAIN!!!

 
 
Tue Jul 07, 2009 05:48 AM +
DarkDragoon
Twiggily diggily dock

>l
dam pirky you owned us...
my dream tho is to be a New York Times writer and just randomly write..."Oh yeah people btw...you just lost the game"

 
 
Tue Jul 07, 2009 06:02 AM +
Aaron
ghost nappa.

Aw come on man! I'm already on a losing streak. >_<

 
 
Tue Jul 07, 2009 09:50 AM +
Max

i dont understand the last part

 
 
Tue Jul 07, 2009 01:32 PM +
Aaron
ghost nappa.

Read the first word of every paragraph, as in looking up and reading the first word of every paragraph in this story?

 
 
Tue Jul 07, 2009 02:44 PM +
Dest1
Maximum Overtroll!!

FUUU I just lost 10 minutes ago...

But that means I win because there's a 20 minute time limit llulul

 
 
Tue Jul 07, 2009 02:59 PM +
Aaron
ghost nappa.

But you just thought about it.

 
 
Tue Jul 07, 2009 03:04 PM +
Dest1
Maximum Overtroll!!

I get another 20 minute win because I thought about 5 minutes ago I WIN

 
 
Wed Jul 08, 2009 04:52 AM +
xXyZaThEx
Golf and alchohol don't mix, which is why I don't drink and drive.

Cool story, bro.

 

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