Ouch bro.

I don't have one, ha.

Actually, he never had one.

So what did you steal?

The girlfriends of whoever had a girlfriend before I posted this blog.

Phew.


I see.

Pfft. Not mine.

Mine's beside me. She don't like you.

You young'ins.

But I've never had a girlfriend! :O

Stop liking everything that gives you a remote chuckle.

Don't take this personally, Lithium, but this is a pathetic blog. It defeats the purpose of the QoTW.