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How to be like Dest1

Tagged as: Dest1, howto.

Written by Dest1 on May 17, 2009
(This is in response to Vusys's latest blog and also in response to the "How to be/get" phase in VuTales).



So kids, I hear you want to be like me, yeah? Ok, maybe you don't want to be like me, but I'm going to force you to be like me. I think everyone should be like me. I'm the most superb Asian kid on the face of the universe. In fact, I'm just awesome, period. So, if you want to be awesome (but not as awesome as me), then you should read this guide on HOW TO BE LIKE DEST1.



1: Personality



To be like Dest1, you have to think and act like Dest1. There are several steps in doing this:

1. Turn everything everyone says into something perverted
2. Act extremely annoying and loud amongst friends but act annoying shy around strangers
3. Be awkward around women
4. Make fun of ugly people

2: Clothing



To be like Dest1, you have to dress like Dest1.

1. Wear skater clothing
2. Wear collar shirts
3. Alternate between those two

3: Approaching girls like Dest1



To get ladies like Dest1, you have to use these amazing techniques:

1. Approach a girl and compliment on how nice she looks
2. Tell a joke
3. Say something perverted
4. Retaliate when girl slaps or acts disgusted

4: Getting friends like Dest1



By using these 4 steps, you can make OVER 9000 friends like Dest1.

1. Use overused memes which people will not know about
2. Tell stupid jokes and yell out in class
3. Sit down at someone's table and tell them to "show me your genitals"
4. Tell them you're not a fag when you use step 3



And, by using the items listed above, you can successfully be ALMOST like Dest1. Because Dest1 is unique.

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Sun May 17, 2009 10:22 PM +

Bah. Who wants to be a preteen white boy when someone can be...

SMART!
FUNNY!

and most importantly...

SEXY!

like yours truly. :D

 
 
Sun May 17, 2009 10:24 PM +

Unique isn't quite the word that comes to mind xDDD

 
 
Sun May 17, 2009 10:30 PM +

Almost force ugly girl into genitals.

 
 
Sun May 17, 2009 10:32 PM +

No, its 'Girl almost force into ugly genitals.'

 
 
Sun May 17, 2009 11:43 PM +

You are unique, just like EVERYBODY else. =D

 
 
Mon May 18, 2009 12:07 AM +

I don't know, I didn't laugh when I read this. :/

 
 
Mon May 18, 2009 12:45 AM +

I chuckled at the perverted part.

 
 
Mon May 18, 2009 01:09 AM +

Force ugly girl into genitals?
What are you thinking, Dest?!

 
 
Mon May 18, 2009 01:45 AM +

FunnyFroggy said: Bah. Who wants to be a preteen white boy when someone can be...

SMART!
FUNNY!

and most importantly...

SEXY!

like yours truly. :D



I want to be like you sir.


And Dest, you're approach to women is all wrong. I'm gonna guess you never read the REAL way to get the hunnies + make them your gurlfriend

 
 
Mon May 18, 2009 01:54 AM +

Thanks Nass! I'm gonna sneak into her house and scare the crap out of her!

Best advice ever, son

 
 
Mon May 18, 2009 01:56 AM +

This was...

Epic.

 
 
Mon May 18, 2009 02:29 AM +

Dest1 said: Thanks Nass! I'm gonna sneak into her house and scare the crap out of her!

Best advice ever, son


np np

it's what I do.

 

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