In Space, Nobody Can Hear You LoL

Announcements:
[!] Yawn. Whatever, RP is dead. I'll maybe host like one live session to finish this up next month.

Episode 1
Episode 2
Episode 3

Character List
Retroaction
Math

Participating Players:
Imppala, Chameleon, Zhlink, FunnyFroggy, Pirkid, SilverFx, spygirl57, Gujju, SirPainsalot

Glossary

This section contains terms I've made up or borrowed for my system.

doze - When you miss a turn, try to do something absurd, or break the rules, your character stands around and does nothing.
prime - Specific area of a statistic a character specializes in.
retroaction - Past action, used to roleplay recent events in hindsight.
stub - The very start of an episode, written before players take any action.

Miscellaneous Rules

I'll add to these as I think of more.
1. Metagaming: Your character doesn't always know everything you do. You can't use knowledge in-game unless your character knows it. If you attempt to do so, you will doze for that turn.
2. Out of Character: When posting, anything that's in the game, such as actions or character dialog should be surrounded by ###triple number signs###. You only need one set per post, don't go putting them around each sentence. Anything outside of these brackets is considered a comment, and will be ignored by in-game action.
3. Non-player posters: Anybody who isn't part of a game that tries to use ###these### will also be ignored. Characters who respond to non-player posters will doze.
4. Editing RP posts: Any in-character posts made are considered final. You may edit these only as long as no other players after you have already made an action dependent on yours.

Play nice and have fun!

In Space, Nobody Can Hear You LoL
Episode 3

Things have calmed down a bit, and the rest of the day goes rather uneventfully. There are still no further signs of the perpetrator, but the lockdown ends in an hour regardless, and a hush of anticipation falls over the station.. DeathFin AQUATIC will be here just half an hour after that.

The boss' voice comes through in a disinterested drawl over the intercom;
"Lock down ending now, have a nice day, thank you for visiting the SuperLoL."

Several units of space police cruisers enter through the station's main shield to secure the spaceport, ahead of the band. They fan out to form a perimeter, the officers on duty here appear to be varying large species of alien, ranging from the furry monstrosities the SuperLoL employs as bouncers to green skinned one-eyed half-giants and cybernetically augmented space orks. An equipment transport arrives first, and hefty worker robots roll out to move everything en masse to the main auditorium. Large amps, microphones, and the like are seen, as well as assorted other noisemaking devices you don't recognize.

The robots finish setting up, and DeathFin takes the stage. The lead singer is a humanoid shark, and his bandmates appear to be sentient sea-life as well. The drummer is a giant squid of sorts, the guitarist and bassist are thin and limber crustaceans, looking halfway between lobster and crabs. They're all in odd colors you'd never see in Earth's sea life.

"Hello, visitors of the Earth-space SuperLoL! Are you ready to rock?!" the vocalist has taken up a mic and is now shouting into it, his voice booms loudly over the main auditorium's powerful speaker system. The room is already packed with patrons, both those who were stuck here for the lockdown, and a swarm of new arrivals. It's getting pretty crowded, and mosh pits are already forming on either side of the stage, down in front. The seats are filling quickly, and more and more people are just occupying standing room in the aisles.

The commotion can be heard outside too, in the Food Court, but is less deafening and more just very noisy. The sound levels jump through the roof as the group starts to play, a horrific sound like a thousand cats being fed through wood chippers made out of very angry guitars and lawnmower blades.

The janitor agrees to help patch Maria up, and has Nemo lead her back to the rooms. Zhlink and Lyza move off to the weight room to try and hide from the noise, while Pains just plugs up his ears.

The band has finished their second song, and is starting on a third. Gair can be seen rocking out in the stageside mosh pit, surrounded by his posse and a number of adoring fans. One drunken fellow a little taller than himself attempts to take a swing at him, but Gair kicks the man in one foot and he goes down, trampled by the crowd.