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I've Found God.

Written by Vicelin on May 10, 2009
Yes. That is correct. I've finally found my God.

Last night, on Youtube.
















This guy is BRILLIANT.


Anyway, on a side note, it's mothers day.

My dad woke me up at 7am to send me to Panera Bread, to get bagels for my mom. Even though she doesn't wake up until like, 9.

I was like, dad, I was up all night with cramps and I work a double shift today, let me sleep.

And he was like no, get up, go get your mom breakfast, she's YOUR mom.

So I got up, drove to Panera, and...

There was a line out the door. The line, consisting of about 20 people, was NOTHING BUT MIDDLE AGED MEN.

And I doubt they were getting breakfast for THEIR mothers.

I was the ONLY girl at Panera other than the cashiers.

So for revenge, I charged my dad a wake-up fee (a caramel latte), and a delivery fee (I kept all the change).

And when I got home, I woke my mom up to eat the bagels, and she was like...

"Whaaaa? it's only 8! I'm going back to bed..."

$@#%*^&OR^TKYEW$^BN&*M&%!!!

$#%$#^%*&!!!

ROAR.

HAPPY MOTHERS DAY.

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Sun May 10, 2009 04:13 PM +

ROFL Nice.

 
 
Sun May 10, 2009 05:30 PM +

Mothers day is stupid.
Mothers aren't stupid (well most of the time :p)
But the day for them is.

 
 
Sun May 10, 2009 05:49 PM +

Gujju said: Mothers day is stupid.
Mothers aren't stupid (well most of the time :p)
But the day for them is.


Agreed, Mother's Day should be 365 days a year! I mean, they work for their kids 365 days a year, so shouldn't we appreciate them every day too?!

 
 
Sun May 10, 2009 08:11 PM +

exactly. There is a grandparents day too, but does anyone gives a rat ass about that? Heck no. Mothers/Fathers/Valentines day are all stupid

 
 
Sun May 10, 2009 08:43 PM +

And it's a kick in the rear to those who are without their mother/father/grandparents.

 
 
Sun May 10, 2009 09:15 PM +

Earth Day should be everyday, actually.
However, it wouldn't make a difference,
Even on Earth Day, you see trash lying around.

 
 
Sun May 10, 2009 09:57 PM +

But you can be EXTRA special to them today. :P
I made my mom breakfast and brought it up to her.
Lmfao I was so proud. :D

 
 
Sun May 10, 2009 11:05 PM +

Yeah, Mother's Day is just for that bit of EXTRA appreciation, you can't dedicate yourself to your mother everyday, you'd be dead.

 
 
Mon May 11, 2009 02:10 AM +

Kinda agree with Pain, irawk and Gujju.
And David.
My treat to my mum made my wallet cry.
Ah wells.

 
 
Mon May 11, 2009 03:13 AM +

its mother's day? oh sh*t..

 

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