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What is a Gamer?

Written by Grimno on April 27, 2009
Ok... I've been hearing stuff, and seeing stuff... and I mean Enough is Enough! I have had it with these muther ****ing people on their muther ****ing Wii! Time to open some windows.. >_>

The title "Gamer".

It USED to have meaning, it USED to be a badge of pride among others, it USED to have a purpose.
Now... now its just worthless.

A Gamer was originally, before even GameFaqs was around, someone who played alot of video games, wrote down their own discovered cheats, shared them with friends and talked about games and so forth.
Remember? Back when you memorized the sequence to Legend of Zelda's lost woods? GOOD FLIPPIN TIMES
Now people believe that once you pick up a controller and play ANYTHING on a console/PC, your a Gamer!

WRONG!

"I play Guitar Hero! I R GAMER" No...
"I play Solitare! I R GAMER" NO!
"I play Wii Sports! I R GAMER!" DIE... NOW.

Just case you used a controller once doesn't throw you in the mix... it takes dedication.
And you know what people do for people who truely are Gamers?!

Say they're addicted and create rehab centers for them... or create stupid gameshows like "Ultimate Gamer"... seriouslly?
Then you got those retarded 7 year olds, who get an XBOX 360 cause their parents don't want a babysitter or something, then go on XBOX Live to butcher everything. Calling the pro's newbs, thinking they know everything... making Gamers look bad...
They're like... the Ferverts of Furries... outcasts... idiots...

Then they started creating "classes" of gamers.
Hardcore? Casual? Retro? CyberAthlete? TableGamer?
Seriouslly....

Its just sad now.

On another note...
2 things I notice in games...

A sniper will always kill you the moment you spot him.
Reviving a teammate results in your own death.

~Grimno (Sad times indeed.)

PS - CHRIS FIGHTING A ROCK!





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Mon Apr 27, 2009 05:39 PM +

All I have to say is...

 
 
Mon Apr 27, 2009 06:36 PM +

Agreed.
I hate girls who think that their in rank with us Gamers because they can play Barracuda on Medium. :/
I don't hate them, per se, I dislike their associative use of the word.

 
 
Mon Apr 27, 2009 06:38 PM +

HAY! I play solitaire!!! What's wrong with that? AND I play Guitar Hero!! I am PRO on Expert!! Rawr!!!

 
 
Mon Apr 27, 2009 08:43 PM +

I'm playing platformers.
FTW

 
 
Tue Apr 28, 2009 12:14 AM +

Pirkie you sexist remarkist!!!! D<

so tis only GIRLS who youll get mad at for saying theyre gamers for playing barracuda on medium.

 
 
Tue Apr 28, 2009 09:10 PM +

Girls in my school are smart enough to stay out of the way of us Gamers. They realized when they tried talking to us about games.

"I'm sooooo addicted to Twilight Princess! I play like 2 hours every Saturday and Sunday!"

*cough* "I have all 24 golden bugs, 60 poe souls, 20 hearts, maximum wallet, golden armour, maximum quiver and sinking lure. Beat it in a week."



And irawk, what platform is your Guitar Hero on? BTW, I won my school's Guitar Hero Competition. Prize = $25 gift card to EB Games. Hell yeah.

 
 
Wed Apr 29, 2009 12:44 AM +

Four hours every weekend is nowhere NEAR addicted.

It's when you start playing handhelds under the bedcovers until 2 AM on SCHOOL NIGHTS that you might want to start worrying a bit. -cough-

 
 
Wed Apr 29, 2009 01:24 AM +

Pirkid, that was sexist. >_>
Anyways,
this noob in Gunz comes and shoots me while I'm failing so hard to shoot him.
I say: Wow I suck at this game so far. xD
Newb: Yeah I know! I rock at this game cause I'm a GAMER
I got really mad, because he just got killed by at least 3 people.

 
 
Thu Apr 30, 2009 10:03 AM +

Chameleon said: Four hours every weekend is nowhere NEAR addicted.

It's when you start playing handhelds under the bedcovers until 2 AM on SCHOOL NIGHTS that you might want to start worrying a bit. -cough-


-shifty eyes- -hides gameboy-

 
 
Thu Apr 30, 2009 11:35 AM +

4 hours per weekend? Pshaw.

My record for consecutive gaming hours runs in the triple digits.

 
 
Thu Apr 30, 2009 12:49 PM +

But strangely, most of these avid gamers I see are not short sighted.
I wonder why...

 

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