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Butter Sauce and Peanut-Butter Gello

Written by Zhlink on April 17, 2009


Well, that was utterly pointless. I think we should play abit of music.




Life



PAINFUL. Seriously. I went through this medical treatment yesterday, was down with a high fever for anyone who wanted to know, and damn it, it hurts. The treatment, that is. There were two processes, the first one was already horrifying enough. The sinsei (Chinese Doctor) used this. Thing. I'm not too sure if it's one of those mini-Jade rollers, or a cow/goat horn. Anyways, she was scraping my back like crazy, and my mind was already screaming. But then it was just instinctive, but I thought of a few people (Who I won't mention) calling me a wuss. So I took the pain. Mentally.

As though that wasn't enough, noooo. She had to use these glass jars/suction cups on my back. 7 of them. First one went straight to the back of my neck. And heck it hurts when the suction starts. When all 7 were on my back, any movement I made hurt like ballz. Even breathing hurt. T_T

The next day, I checked my back, and woah. It was as though 7 brown cancerous Las Plagas tumours just got implanted onto my back. No, seriously.

Other People's Life



5th March 2009, Florida

A lady who attempted to order Chicken McNuggets at her local McDonald’s was shocked to discover they had run out, and felt she had no recourse but to summon police to the scene; with police already on the way assist her with this pressing crisis, she made three 911 calls, pleading for aid.

The dire straits she was in were summed up in her desperate 911 call, prompted by her failed attempt to order 10 McNuggets:

“This is an emergency, if I would have known they didn’t have McNuggets, I wouldn’t have given my money, and now she wants to give me a McDouble, but I don’t want one. This is an emergency.”


...
Wut?


The lady was later ticketed by police for abusing the 911 service.

Game Life



Been thinking a little. Maybe I'll do a playthough of Tayutama, but I'll keep it as PG-13 as possible. Which mean, like before, no sm3x scene, no bathing scene, no oppai. Or B-chikkus.

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Fri Apr 17, 2009 02:56 PM +

"The lady was later ticketed by police for abusing the 911 service."

I hope her ticket was over $9000.

 
 
Fri Apr 17, 2009 03:15 PM +

One of the few WTF moments in life.

 
 
Fri Apr 17, 2009 03:54 PM +

That story was a long time ago. o_O Did you hear about the Russian thief that got raped by the store owner for 3 days? Rofl. Vusys showed me that story.

 
 
Fri Apr 17, 2009 04:29 PM +

Ohohoh, was that the Gua sha thingy or summat. o: You had the treatment because of the fever, or had the fever because of the treatment? O_o;

 
 
Fri Apr 17, 2009 04:41 PM +

The pic was epic and the Bel-Air theme song was epicness too... 100% likey from me. :D

 
 
Fri Apr 17, 2009 06:25 PM +

The glass jar treatment. How I took interest in that treatment. The process is simple. Just heat the inside of the jars and place it somewhere on your back. Repeat 2-9 more times. I saw it twice on TV and once irl when my mom showed me a spot after she went to get treated.

The McDonalds thing was funny but at the same time a WTF moment.

 
 
Sat Apr 18, 2009 01:30 AM +

@David: Heard of that as well. TKD + Judo > Shotgun apparently. Lemme guess, Sankaku Complex?
@Silver: Yes, gua sha. Urgh. The former.
@SirPainsalot: That would be how I roughly dress at home. (Referring to the first picture)
@FireLeo: And it makes my smexy-back look not smexy-back. : (

 
 
Sat Apr 18, 2009 01:37 AM +

That picture is just full of win XD

 
 
Sat Apr 18, 2009 01:41 AM +

Ouch.

That poor, crazy, old, hysterical, paranoid, lady. :( Its a shame, really...

 
 
Sat Apr 18, 2009 04:50 AM +

You people seriously enjoy watching people simultaneously combust, huh?

 
 
Sat Apr 18, 2009 04:54 AM +

Yes. I love you for that. XD!!

 

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