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VUTALES FIRST FANFIC

Tagged as: hot, steamy, sex, involving, connie, fifty shades of connie, 50 shades of connie.

Written by FunnyFroggy on December 11, 2012
SUP EVERYONE!

It's that time of the year again! With Christmas just around the corner, what better gift to give to your loved ones than a passionate, lusty story involving your favorite community! YAY!

This fanfic, tentatively named, Fifty Shades of Connie, will feature our favorite CANON VuTales relationships!

PLOT



Our heroine, Connie, a bodacious Chinese tourist seeking to satisfy her lusty culinary desires, travels the world sampling irresistibly delectable delights that just makes her squeal in pleasure. OH GODD! おいしいです~~~

Except it won't be moe. Oh no. It will be FULL ON SEXSEXSEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX~

CAST


STARRING
Connie!~


And some of her entr饳 of passion from her steamy pit stops:

A luxurious French dish, Curry des Escargots from SEXRIS, FRANCE!
Succulent and spicy sausage masala from the depths of India.
Fried chicken straight from "da 'hood"
Swedish meatballs and noodles with a side of kimchi to keep you warm in the cold winters of Stockholm.

and more!
Cameo for you if you can figure out who each dish represents. Limited to first two.

Here's a little teaser of what's to come.

In text form.

Stay tuned for the first chapter, where Connie visits the capital of sensual loving, Paris, France!

Release Date: Sometime after 12/14.

Commissioned by the VuTales community on December 10, 2012

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Tue Dec 11, 2012 08:47 PM +

Ohgod I think I'm in it. AWYISS

 
 
Tue Dec 11, 2012 08:49 PM [Edited once ] +

These are not CANON ships stop deluding yourself

Also Curry des escargots. oh lord.

 
 
Tue Dec 11, 2012 08:51 PM +

But they are comedy material

 
 
Tue Dec 11, 2012 09:05 PM +

I'm preparing my body for the awesome :P

 
 
Tue Dec 11, 2012 09:48 PM +

that banana gif is fantastic. where do you even find that stuff?

 
 
Tue Dec 11, 2012 10:29 PM +

This'll either make us great or ruin us. I think I'm glad I didn't make it into the fanfic.

 
 
Wed Dec 12, 2012 04:00 AM +

LOL I'm dead.

 
 
Fri Dec 14, 2012 03:51 AM [Edited 2 times ] +

GET PUMPED: https://soundcloud.com/david-gao/fiftyshadesofconnie

 
 
Sun Jan 06, 2013 03:42 PM +

Lets put me

 
 
Thu Jan 10, 2013 12:52 AM +



Sexsexsexsexsex. x.

so beautiful

 
 
Wed Feb 06, 2013 10:43 PM +

I'mreadyI'mreadyI'mready!

 
 
Thu Mar 21, 2013 05:53 AM [Edited once ] +

DA HELL WHAT LOL WHAT WAT

A luxurious French dish, Curry des Escargots from SEXRIS, FRANCE!
Succulent and spicy sausage masala from the depths of India.
Fried chicken straight from "da 'hood"
Swedish meatballs and noodles with a side of kimchi to keep you warm in the cold winters of Stockholm.


...I have no clue who the heck the spicy sausage masala represents. Is it Pir? I am so lost and WHY IS THIS ABOUT ME MAKE IT STOP

 
 
Thu Mar 21, 2013 07:40 PM +

snowhamster said: DA HELL WHAT LOL WHAT WAT

A luxurious French dish, Curry des Escargots from SEXRIS, FRANCE!
Succulent and spicy sausage masala from the depths of India.
Fried chicken straight from "da 'hood"
Swedish meatballs and noodles with a side of kimchi to keep you warm in the cold winters of Stockholm.


...I have no clue who the heck the spicy sausage masala represents. Is it Pir? I am so lost and WHY IS THIS ABOUT ME MAKE IT STOP


Question:

Aren't you glad this never actually happened?

Question 2:

Aren't you REALLY glad the audiobook never actually happened?

 
 
Fri Mar 22, 2013 12:45 AM +

David said:
snowhamster said: DA HELL WHAT LOL WHAT WAT

A luxurious French dish, Curry des Escargots from SEXRIS, FRANCE!
Succulent and spicy sausage masala from the depths of India.
Fried chicken straight from "da 'hood"
Swedish meatballs and noodles with a side of kimchi to keep you warm in the cold winters of Stockholm.


...I have no clue who the heck the spicy sausage masala represents. Is it Pir? I am so lost and WHY IS THIS ABOUT ME MAKE IT STOP


Question:

Aren't you glad this never actually happened?

Question 2:

Aren't you REALLY glad the audiobook never actually happened?

I for one, was looking forward to it

 
 
Fri Mar 22, 2013 03:37 AM +

David said:
snowhamster said: DA HELL WHAT LOL WHAT WAT

A luxurious French dish, Curry des Escargots from SEXRIS, FRANCE!
Succulent and spicy sausage masala from the depths of India.
Fried chicken straight from "da 'hood"
Swedish meatballs and noodles with a side of kimchi to keep you warm in the cold winters of Stockholm.


...I have no clue who the heck the spicy sausage masala represents. Is it Pir? I am so lost and WHY IS THIS ABOUT ME MAKE IT STOP


Question:

Aren't you glad this never actually happened?

Question 2:

Aren't you REALLY glad the audiobook never actually happened?


I'm sure Kevin started it somewhere. AND WOULDNT THE AUDIOBOOK HAVE BEEN RECORDED BY YOU

 

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