Cannoneer Shanenigans

With the 'Legends' Update, Global MapleStory is now version 1.04! ... Yay...
'kay so if you're wondering why the f*** you're looking at a MapleStory blog right now, it's because you're not, it's actually a hallucination.

... I wish it was a hallucination.
So -- since everyone made it out to be so dramatic, that the Cannoneer class was balanced, fun to play, and in general a cool pirate subclass, I decided to go for it. So I made one. At full potential, they resemble this guy:

But of course, without NX, you end up looking like this guy:

The definition of sexy.
The concept of the Cannoneer is simple - your partner is a monkey that cheers behind you and your skills are very cannon/monkey oriented. Your primary 2h weapon is a cannon which has unlimited ammo. You also have buffs, like Monkey madness or Luck of the Die.
Sometimes though, Cannoneers are too simple - there's only 1 or 2 skills you honestly really need to train, you can go to 30-70 comfortably using 1 skill, or 2 if you're feeling dangerous.

^prime example of a cannoneer training.
Me being me, I got to level 30 legitimately, and then I got to 33, and I was like, no, this is too slow, even though I got to 30 in like 2 hours.
So at first I was like

And then I was like

And finally I was like

Y'know, in that last picture, the teddy bear does that face while grinding up and down the mobs. PEDOBEAR REFERENCE? I THINK SO.

And now I'm here:
here
Yeah, Bellocan, the half dead server.
I think it's been the 3rd day I've played right? Yeah I think I'll take a break until Finals are over. :3
Oh and in case you were wondering about the hack, although I really doubt it, it's just Familiar dEM. Basically you can get these familiar cards from drops and you can summon them. When they touch a monster, they attack them with melee damage.
The orbs floating above them are vitality orbs, and do run out after some time, so what you need to do is switch familiars once in a while and you can keep killing. It's great.
And that's it for me for now. :)