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Firstly:

People in Africa really need to stop having sex if they can't afford to look after their kids. I'm getting slightly irritated when I see those "You can sponsor a kid just for a dollar a day" commercials to see that all the kids are African. A dollar isn't much, but still.... We need condom vending machines there or something... seriously. Do something besides having sex please because all that they're doing is burdening others with their irresponsible actions. Having one or two is okay, but not like five or six. Their apparent average family size is 5.6... errr here in North America, its only 3.0 (for Canada according to statscan). Sigh...

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Second:

If you have the guts to say something about someone, you should have the guts to stand up for what you said... not just coward behind a tree and cry for help. If its something extremely unpleasant that you said, then be prepared. Not endorsing violence or vengeance, but you should be prepared for something that will happen. If I say all _____ people _______ and _______ so they deserve _______ ... then you know what's coming, even if its over a game. Don't accuse me of hacking on CoD when you can't on PS3. Jeez. My noob-tubes aren't nukes, learn to aim.

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Third:

Karma doesn't exist. People make it up so that they feel better. Its a self-comfort mechanism to chill yourself psychologically. Just because someone burned your house down and killed your family doesn't mean they will be subjected to punishment by supernatural forces. For all I know, that person could have escaped and covered it up hence escaping freely without any punishment.

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Forth:

Double-sided tape is annoying. So are two-faced people. don't gossip in my face about someone else... I dislike. If I could, I would click that dislike button.

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Fifth:

Just because you feeling like doing something doesn't mean you should drag others along with you. If you feel like bus-ing 90 minutes to down-town just to eat lunch with a bunch of random people, then go ahead. If you feel like going to Universal Studios all of a sudden, then don't beg me to go. Suppress your urges please. If your friend feels like having sex, then what? Even if I'm your friend, give me a choice and not an order.

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Sixth:

Random people, especially girls, always rant to me. This doesn't mean I'm cheating in any way. Sitting down and having a drink with them isn't a date when she's crying her heart out telling me this and that. Its just that they know I'm in a new relationship or had experience and so they want my perspective and maybe advice. I didn't even hug her when she asked for one. -_- I'm still allowed to have friends of the opposite sex am I not? Even after I dumped my previous GF for you. Space please. You can come and tag along for all I care, just don't accuse me. Oh, I don't mind kissing or hugging you in front of my parents/friends so I do love you... so stop using that against me... you're getting a big surprise next time at the dinner table when you come over. =]

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Seventh:

Don't bite the hand that feeds you. If you do, expect a backhander. Srsly. I wonder how you got into university without my 10 hours of weekly tutoring in Bio, Chem, Phys and Calc.

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Eighth:

When you're chilling as a group, control your hormones. I swear I just saw my friend eye-assault another friend LOL. If you want that stuff, go home and watch your pron please. I was laughing so hard when the girl beside me pulled me aside and told me she saw it too. Its embarrassing. He even joined in laughing when he didn't know we were laughing at him. You don't walk in the middle of group of friends, staring at the girl's ass when you're fully aware some other friends are behind you. If you're still insisting on doing that, don't make it look obvious. -__-

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Ninth:

Just because I got some love handles doesn't mean you're more fit that I am. You can flash your abs all you want but the fact is you're almost 20 and you weight 120 pounds. Oh gee, now I wonder why you have "abs". If you're a real man, gain some weight because you weigh just as much as my girlfriend. You can do more chin-ups on monkey bars but I'm sure its nothing special when you're arms and legs are the width of toothpicks =D.

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Tenth:

That is all. K. Thx. Bai. =]