Babe...I'm late.
Written by
Dustin on April 24, 2011
I'm sure you're expecting some pretty sexy stuff? Wrong.
I'm talking about how I'm late to the whole League of Legends (henceforth referred to as LoL) craze. That's right, I enjoy a DoTa-type-hybrid-copy-type-thing. I am not ashamed. It's addicting. I lose track of time. It's 3:30 in the morning on Easter and I can't stop. I have to be up in 5 hours to hide the eggs for my nieces and I am still on LoL. I've never been so infatuated with a game.
I would marry this game.
We would make beautiful, beautiful babies. They'd also be enjoyable. My babies wouldn't whine and moan - they'd be interesting. What a rare occurrence: children you actually want to be around. They don't even become people til they're like 7 anyway. If you've no sense of right and wrong, you're not a person. Forget you. You're cute, but I'm not going to listen to your incessant whining about how you think my cheeks are chubby or some shit.
I asked my niece what's up and she answered "We're having fun outside - WITHOUT YOU."
BITCH PLEASE. I don't care, shut the Hell up, I asked to be polite now get the Hell out of my house before I do something I could be arrested for. (Not that I would ever hit them, I love them. They just irk my nerves)
In any case, I play mainly as Amumu. He's a boss. I like his back-story and stuff and I love being able to tank. It's a shame he's banned in most ranked matches. That darn OP ultimate. Nearly impossible to kill by the end-game, assuming you've farmed correctly. Which I still need to work on. A lot.
I'm not very good. I'm like 10 wins.
Things are still going well with the lady, I s'pose. Her birthday is coming up. It's weird knowing she's 2 years younger than me. Just odd.
School is officially out and I have my schedule for next year. Chem HNRS, Bio, Bio lab HNRS, a course called HNRS 2000 which is just a leadership class that goes toward either an English, Social Sci, or Humanities, HNRS 1000, which is pretty much the same, and calc HNRS. I've already got enough credits to be a sophomore and a half but they're all in foreign languages, english and just a few credit hours of physics.
If you guys play LoL hit me up, my name thing is DustinDusang. (You diggin' the alliteration in my last name?)
Don't stalk me, please. I ain't very stalkable though.
Anyways, am I the only one whose realized how almost every blog fails horribly even if the content is pretty decent? People just aren't upvoting anything anymore. I don't get it. Share the love people. The motivation to make a blog is dying for a few people I'm sure.
And what happened to all the PR stuff Tar had planned to spread VuT? We need new people. Why not advertise on Basilmarket or something? Screw Bogdan, we could get a few new people.
Well, I'm done mentioning things that aren't my business. Bye guys, and thanks for reading. If you did.
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