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MICHAEL PHELPS

Written by Arladerus on September 2, 2010
Today is September 1, 2010. It's 11:50 PM right now. I'm going to go to bed soon, and will wake up at 6 AM tomorrow to leave. I am currently in Williamsburg, Virginia staying at a resort. Since 9, I have been waiting for my brother to finish and get off of the laptop so I could go on. My first instinct was to log onto MSN Messenger. As soon as I come on, I message a girl. I then unblock VuTales chat, only to discover Wayne declaring that:

1. He just took a shower but he still smells like sweat
2. He's going to shave.

So the natural question that Pirkid and I asked was... "Where?" The answer was too funny. DRUMROLL, PLEASE...

TAKATAKATAKATAKATAKATAKATAKATAKATAKATAKATAKATAKATAKATAKATAKATAKATAKATAKATAKATAKATAKATAKATAKATAKA...



HIS ARMPITS!


So naturally, my response to this was something along the lines of:

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
R U SRS?!??!?
HHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ARE YOU A WOMAN??? SRSLY
I MEAN COME ON


Then came to my mind was the only other person with shaved armpits that people cared about... MICHAEL PHELPS.



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

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Thu Sep 02, 2010 05:25 AM +
DarkDragoon
Twiggily diggily dock

What is this? I don't even...THE GLORY

 
 
Thu Sep 02, 2010 07:11 AM +
FireLeo86

Who is this other person named Wayne? I demand this.

 
 
Thu Sep 02, 2010 03:37 PM +
David
Beeh.

The reason he does that is probably to become more angular.

haha.

angular.

like a fish

get it?

-_____-

 
 
Fri Sep 03, 2010 12:40 AM [Edited once ] +
Dustin
~ HarmonyHollow.net ~

I shave because I have sweat problems and the more skin you cover with the deodorant the better it works in its attempt to prevent sweating.

Jerk and if you have the body to rock it, it's fine.

(Kidding about the jerk thing)

 
 
Fri Sep 03, 2010 01:11 AM +
dee32693
My theme is NOM NOM NOM<3

wow dervd. nice pic =__=;;

anyhoo, lolwut?

 
 
Fri Sep 03, 2010 04:45 AM +
Pirkid
Write drunk, edit sober.

test

 
 
Fri Sep 03, 2010 09:06 PM +
David
Beeh.

Pirkid said: test


y u change your avatar :<

 
 
Sat Sep 11, 2010 04:29 AM +
Rep
Most of the things you worry about NEVER happen. But you weren't worried about me slitting your throat, now, were you?

FireLeo86 said: Who is this other person named Wayne? I demand this.


That would be me.

And are you fucking retarded? Have you never seen a man shave his pits?

 
 
Sat Sep 11, 2010 04:46 AM +
Arladerus

Hey, if you're gonna shave your armpits, go all the way. That includes arms, leg and your pubes. Yeah that's right, feel the burn.

 
 
Sat Sep 11, 2010 02:26 PM +
David
Beeh.

Rep said:
FireLeo86 said: Who is this other person named Wayne? I demand this.


That would be me.

And are you fucking retarded? Have you never seen a man shave his pits?


loooooooooooooooool finally came out of lurk mode just to comment on this irrelevant blog written 2 weeks ago. rofllllcopterrrrrz

 

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