So, about 4 days ago my mom came up to me, and was like "Get up."

See because here's my typical summer dayL

Wake up.
Make tea.
Check facebook, VuTales etc...
Alt-tab and enter fap folder
Skeet
clean up and go back to bed.
-5 hours later-
Wake up
check facebook, vutales etc..
alt tab and enter fap folder
Skeet
clean up
eat food
go back to bed

She was like "You're getting a job."
I was like "I had a job, I worked at A&W"
"That doesn't count, you got fired."
"I do need cash...shittt I gotta get up"

So I got up, 30 min later. Open iTunes and put on S Club Party by S Club 7 (cuz it's an awesome song.
Undressed to my boxers and did a series of dances, most involving pointing, and picked out my outfit for the day. Then I stopped the music.
And put on "Bitch Please" by Snoop Dogg (Featuring, DMX, Xzibit,Nate Dogg and Eminem) and called some friends to catch a ride to some places.

After getting some job apps, I went back to work on my CV.

THE TEMPLATES MICROSOFT WORD GIVES YOU SUCK ASS

So I had to start from scratch. After like an hour, I only filled in my info and education. I was like "Fuck. This is gonna take forever."

Finally I finished my CV though. And then I had to fill in the applications.

THEN FINALLY I GAVE IT ALL IN.

I went to Canadian Tire. And this lady was like "Okay I'll give your CV to the person in charge. Then they'll call you for an interview." I looked at her name tag, and it said manager.
I was like, in my head. " You bitch, I'm not gonna hear from you again am I?"

So, scratch off Canadian Tire.

Also I hope they don't call A&W for reference. Cuz then'll be like "MIKE'S A GOOD KID EXCEPT FOR THAT ONE TIME, AND THEN HE GOT FIRED!"

Ohh boy, I'm so hoping they don't call.


But they will :(


I'm screwed.

~Nass