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Written by Dustin on July 22nd, 2010.
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Excessive cursing. Watch out.
Okay, I know I'm not the brightest crayon in the box but I'm not fucking dumb. Let's talk about my idiot friend. For blog's sake, we'll call her Jennifer. She has a boyfriend, who also happens to be my friend, and for blog's sake, his name is James. Now, James and Jennifer have been together 2 years. James is 17 and Jennifer is 16.
James and Jennifer are both each other's first loves. Now, that's fucking awesome. They were both each other's first kisses and they lost their virginity to each other. Now, that would be okay if Jennifer loved James. Jennifer doesn't love James. She can't stand James. She's just with James because she feels as if she's obligated or she has to be with him. Now, as a friend, I was worried. She's risking her happiness because of some misplaced sense of loyalty.
Now, recently, she's bestowed a certain wisdom upon me. She thinks she's pregnant. That's right. SHE THINKS SHE'S PREGNANT. My first instinct was to beat the shit out of James. I know she wasn't consenting to the sex seeing as she always talked about how he wouldn't get off her when she asked. I knew he initiated. I knew he forced himself upon her. Okay, when she told me the first the she said afterwards was "Do you think he'll leave if I am?" I responded "You probably shouldn't haven't have fucked a guy you don't trust to be with you when times get tough..." Pretty insensitive but true. I don't care. I then told her that I would have her back if he does leave. Now, crap, I've brought myself into it. I can't help this lovable idiot raise a kid. I said it to be nice.
Now, I asked her what the fuck she was thinking and she said "I wasn't thinking." Fair enough, you're fucking dumb but fair enough. I told her she wasn't pregnant and that she used protection. In the past, when I voiced my concerns she reassured me they always had. She responded "We don't."
"You don't what...?"
"YOU'RE FUCKING KIDDING! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU! I can't believe you're throwing your life away over something so trivial like sex with a guy you don't even fucking like. If you're pregnant, I'm castrating him and I'm fucking serious."
"...I'm sorry, Dustin. Please stop."
"No, I'm worried about you, Jennifer..."
"Worried about what?"
"What the fuck did I just say...?"
"Well, I can think of a few reasons you would be worried..."
"You're my best friend and I'm not going to watch you throw your life away."
"I think you love me."
Dumbest bitch ever. Lovable...but dumb as shit. God, stuff like that frustrates me beyond belief.
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I can accept the 0.1% chance of getting it, but just not trying a condom at all? Fucking morons. Pregnancy is the way forward, it knocks some sense into you.
You aren't obligate to anything, Dustin, don't feel like you have to be the baby's daddy or some shit. Its her issue, her and her boyfriend's problem ,and they have to deal with it. You've turned into her go-to guy, the one she comes to when she needs someone to complain or text to. THAT DOES NOT MAKE YOU ATTACHED TO ANY OF HER ISSUES.
Don't be nice. Make her realize she was an idiot, and that she needs to figure out her fucking life before fucking guys she doesn't like.
Fuck. This is why I hate people. You should have told her to deal with it, it's her problem. She could have an STD for all she knows, and pregnancy tests are one thing, getting yourself tested is another, and really expensive if she's 16.
She's fucking 16. What the crap.
fuck.
You have an obligation as a friend, and that's it. You don't have any responsibility for the baby or anything, that's her and her boyfriends problem.
You should make her realize her boyfriend is her bitch, and she should make him her bitch.
Then you free yourself up and everyone is happy.
Sides Slim who decided not to use a condom.
Thanks to you too, DarkDragoon. I just don't think I could watch a kid grow up fatherless if I could prevent it.
BUT THATS NOT WHAT YOU SHOULD DO.
that would just make me think everything would be okay.
you gotta tell her straight up that shes got to deal with this on her own, and you will only be there for moral support.
And I understand you feel bad for her child, but its not your responsibility. You are ruining your own life if you commit to that child.
Good luck.
BUT THATS NOT WHAT YOU SHOULD DO.
that would just make me think everything would be okay.
you gotta tell her straight up that shes got to deal with this on her own, and you will only be there for moral support.
And I understand you feel bad for her child, but its not your responsibility. You are ruining your own life if you commit to that child.
Good luck.
I can support a child financially with my software company and still afford to put myself through college and such. Money really isn't a problem... I mean, I wouldn't honestly have a problem helping financially. It's all the time...
For the love of all things tasty don't let her get it into her head that you love her like that! x-x
Unless you are, then in which case stop being a pussy.
My friend C (for blog's sake) was always a troubled person, going from one abusive boyfriend to the next, and she screamed at me when I tried to tell her she should take a break and take care of herself, learn to like herself, etc. I tried to help her out, to be there when she was upset or had a bad situation, but nothing I ever said to her mattered. :(
If Jennifer doesnt listen to you, and keeps doing what she does, don't waste your energy trying to intervene.
She's gonna turn you into her "nice guy".
"BAAAAWWWWW I BROKE UP, COMFORT ME AND I'LL FLIRT WITH YOU THEN ONCE YOU LOVE ME I'LL GET ANOTHER BOYFRIEND JUST TO BREAK YOUR HEARTTT!"
Fortunately, I have never experienced it, but you might if you continue getting entwined in her drama.
So is the point of that gtfo while you still can?
So is the point of that gtfo while you still can?
Makes sense to me