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Maxim's Hot 100

Written by Nass on July 7, 2010
This year's line up was...different.

Since the list is pretty long, I guess I'll just name the "highlights".


#97: iJustine


Seriously? iJustine? Why,why why,WHY is she even ON the list?

WHAT QUALITIES DOES SHE HAVE OTHER THAN BEING CRAZY ON HER YOUTUBE VIDEOS!
OR BEING APPLE'S BIGGEST FAN?

WHY IS SHE ON THE LIST?



Yes she is pretty I guess. Besides the fact that I thin her face is a LITTLE too bony But I just think that someone else could have been more... suitable for that spot. Take Lindsay Lohan, who didn't eve make the cut.


#94: Kelly Ripa




Kelly Ripa has potential. I'm glad she got a spot on the list. You know, not too high, not too low.
Just enough to give her some recognition. I like that :)


#75: Lilly Allen




Even though her music sucks shit. She's pretty cute. At times.

There are other times where she's really...:X

But I don't think she deserves her slot. Maybe she can go to like...#101.


#73: Zooey Deschanel


ONLY NUMBER 73?! ONLY 73?

No no no. You may remember her from Yes Man and as "Santa's helper" in Elf.

Really beautiful eyes, nice skin and nice black hair/ She's kinda like a paler version of Katy Perry.
And that is always welcome ;)


#56: Ke$ha


As we all know Ke$ha is know to be a party girl. Ultimate slut, stupid etc..



But she IS my type of girl after all. So I'm not exactly mad she made the cut. I'm glad, actually.

But I'm sure a lot of people will disagree with me, so we'll leave this one to be preference based.


#54: Britney Spears



I've always been a long time Brit fan. Only because she stayed throughout all her years.
Normally, that might be a bad thing, but Britney Spears was hot a teenager. A few shaved heads and babies later.
She made a perfect comeback to the spotlight, so I give her a lot of credit for that.

Maybe I would have bumped her up a few spots but as long as she's less than like #60 I'm happy.



#38: Angelina Jolie



mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Angelina Jolie....

Was hot. Is hot. Will always be hot. With her perfect lips.

Can't wait to see her in Salt, which hits theaters on July 23rd.




JESSICA ALBA ONLY #34?



NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *boom*

Well she's a M.I.L.F. now, and it's time to look at her with a new light.

Still beautiful though.

#31: Taylor Swift


We all know her as the symbol of innocence in teens. But is she really deserving of that spot? Ranking even higher that Jessica Alba AND Jennifer Love Hewitt?

Not really, in my opinion. But she IS younger after all, so maybe her youth gives her the upper hand.



#27: Hilary Duff



For great justice. I love this girl.

'nuff said.



#18: Christina Aguilera



Maybe back when she was a teenager. Not now.



#15: Amanda Bynes



What? Maybe not 15th but still..mmmmm





#1: Katy Perry



This is what shocked me most. Katy Perry is number 1, beating out Megan Fox who sits at 5th place.
Total shocker,maybe don't agree with it but not too mad.



And there you have it VuTales. My opinion on Maxim's Hot 100 for this year.

THANK YOU, COME AGAIN!
~Nass






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Wed Jul 07, 2010 11:36 PM +

Why is Katy Perry ranked so far ahead of Zooey?
They're like twins.

 
 
Wed Jul 07, 2010 11:38 PM +

I know right? They have to share the number 1 spot

 
 
Thu Jul 08, 2010 12:56 AM +

Where the hell is my Olivia Wilde? >l

 
 
Thu Jul 08, 2010 02:30 AM +

Katy Perry.

:)

 
 
Thu Jul 08, 2010 02:42 AM +

DarkDragoon said: Where the hell is my Olivia Wilde? >l


Here she is!

 
 
Thu Jul 08, 2010 02:42 AM +

Dustin said: Why is Katy Perry ranked so far ahead of Zooey?
They're like twins.


So in sync... xD

-=The Nazgul=-

 
 
Thu Jul 08, 2010 02:50 AM [Edited 2 times ] +

Nass said:
DarkDragoon said: Where the hell is my Olivia Wilde? >l


Here she is!


Why thank you

[EDIT] I have lost all faith in Maxin, placing Olivia as 20th? Bullshit. Much hotter then at least 10 of the next people, 15 to be exact.

 
 
Thu Jul 08, 2010 02:58 AM +

DarkDragoon said:
Nass said:
DarkDragoon said: Where the hell is my Olivia Wilde? >l


Here she is!


Why thank you


Massive forehead.

 
 
Thu Jul 08, 2010 03:44 AM +

Kedollarsignha is dutty looking to me.
Jennifer Love Hewitt is my fav. I love her show way too much, even if she "vagazzles"

Amanda Bynes got a boob job for sure. And everyone knows Christina did too back in the day.

 
 
Thu Jul 08, 2010 03:47 AM +

Gujju said: even if she "vagazzles"


Vagina!

 
 
Thu Jul 08, 2010 03:56 AM +

Dustin said: Why is Katy Perry ranked so far ahead of Zooey?
They're like twins.


Katy Perry is often described as Zooey Deschanel in a porn star's body.

 
 
Thu Jul 08, 2010 04:31 AM [Edited once ] +

Amanda is wearing Granny Panties...

and ew Kes$ha.

 
 
Thu Jul 08, 2010 04:35 AM +

Pirkid said:
Dustin said: Why is Katy Perry ranked so far ahead of Zooey?
They're like twins.


Katy Perry is often described as Zooey Deschanel in a porn star's body.


Except she lacks breasts and curves?

 
 
Thu Jul 08, 2010 05:29 AM +

Pirkid said:
Dustin said: Why is Katy Perry ranked so far ahead of Zooey?
They're like twins.


Katy Perry is often described as Zooey Deschanel in a porn star's body.


That's soooo inaccurate though. Why would someone say that?

They only look similar in bodies, but say that is like saying they have similar personalities.

 
 
Thu Jul 08, 2010 08:32 PM +

WTFFFFF JESSICA ALBA IS SMOKIN!!! ONLY 34!?!?! taylor swift DOES NOT DESERVE TO BE ABOVE HER!

D<

 

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