IS THIS SERIOUSLY THE WORST VACATION EVER?
I'M SERIOUSLY IN
MAJOR BITCH MODE. AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY!
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE WOMEN? WHERE THE FUCK IS THE ENTERTAINMENT?
WHAT THE FUCK?
TO CELEBRATE, THIS MONTH (LIKE JULY I MEAN) IS OFFICIALLY
RANT MONTH.
I WILL RANT ABOUT JUST ABOUT ANYTHING, ANYTIME, UNLESS I LOSE MY BITCH MODE.
Okay, today's rant is about heat. Yes. About fucking heat, like the sun and shit.
IT'S SO FUCKING HOT!I honestly can't work in this heat. I make myself look presentable right? Nice shirt, smelling nice, brushed hair.
AND THEN IT GETS SO HOT. THEN I GET LAZY, THEN I LOOK BORING AND UNATTRACTIVE. I CAN'T DEAL WITH THAT!
Another thing I hate. WHEN SHIT AROUND ME GETS TO HOT TO TOUCH.
Like today I tried getting out of the car, then I reach for the door handle AND IT'S FUCKING HOT. AND THEN IT BURNS MY HAND AND I'M LIKE OWWWWWW FUCK YOU I'M TRYING TO GET OUTTA THE CAR!! THEN I MAN UP AND GRAB THE DOOR HANDLE AGAIN AND PULL.
LIKE AHHHH AND RIP OPEN THE DOOR. WHY IS IT SO HOT?
FUCK YOU SUN. FUCK YOU.
Next thing on my list. THOSE FUCKING HORNS THAT GO ON DURING FIFA SOCCER GAMES.
SHUT.THE.FUCK.UP.
DOESN'T ANYONE REALIZE HOW STUPID THOSE THINGS SOUND? AND THEY STILL DO IT. ALL.GAME.
AND SOMETIMES THEY EVEN SYNC THAT SHIT UP. AND BLOW AT THE SAME TIME.
SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTP
HOW MANY TIME DO I HAVE TO SAY IT??
AND THEN YOUTUBE GOES AND PUTS A "COOL" FEATURE ON THE PLAYER THAT MAKES THE HORN SOUNDS.
WHY THE FUCK WOULD ANYONE EVEN NEED THAT?
FUCK YOU FIFA. FUCK YOU.
And lastly, MTV.
STOP PLAYING THE SAME FUCKING EPISODES OVER AND OVER AGAIN.
I DON'T WANNA WATCH FUCKING PARENTAL CONTROL AGAIN! IT'S BAD ENOUGH TO SIT THROUGH THE FIRST AIRING.
THEIR WISECRACKS ARE SO SHIT AND SCRIPTED. THINK OF SOME REAL DISSES, AND MAYBE IT'S WORTH LISTENING TO AGAIN.
FUCK YOU MTV. FUCK YOU.
~Nass
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