Today I was with a friend, and we were about to watch a film at his house. When he said "Hang on, I gotta pick something up at the squadron."
I stopped "The what?"
"My Air Cadet squadron. You know where it is right?
"Maybe I'll just wait outside or at your house. I don't wanna go in-"
"k come."

So we went inside. My ex-Squadron's mascot was Tas who always sat in front of the door. "Hey Tas." I gave him a playful smack on his head and kept walking. I knew where we were going, and I didn't like it.
We stood in front of the office. And I leaned against the wall. Then I heard: "OFJAIWAJFAOFJ;AWJR CADET YOU CAN'T DO THAT!"
I turned around and groaned.

When I was in cadets, there was this fucking annoying ass man. Forget his name, but yea. Dude was too serious about this man. Like you could tell him about that time you had girls all up on you and he'll be like "What does this have to do with cadets?" Even if you're outside of cadets...

So yeah, when he saw me he was like "Oh, it's you...You missed a lot of meetings. You're in big trouble."
"Uhhhh dumb ass I quit 2 years ago..."
"Oh. Why are you here then?"
"Friend needed something."
"Oh, I thought you wanted to join again."
"No. This place is lame. Only joined when I heard free money at camp."
"Oh yeah, good times at Basic right?"
"lmfao ya."

By then my friend was done, so we turned to leave when I ran into an officer. It's okay, I always liked him. We talked and he asked if my drill was as sharp as it used to be. I told him no. Then he was like k we gotta practice.
So we had a little drill competition.
Since I'm a pretty competitive guy, I sorta got too much into it. I actually wasn't that bad, didn't remember all but close enough to keep in sync.
Then we said bye and left. But they gave me some certificates I never took. They said they were gonna mail them, but they knew I'd be back.
Man they date all the way back to 2008. My recruit graduation dates back to 2007.

I guess I gotta put them up with all my other awards. Right next to my P.E awards. Maybe I should just move my Drill medal from camp there too.

Damn I'm cool.

~Nass