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HELLO, MY NAME IS LULZMAYAKII AND I'M SICK. ALSO, THERE IS MUCH BUTTHURT IN THIS BLOG.

Written by testicular on March 12, 2010
Never, ever, ever consume half your body weight in Splenda within the course of 4 hours.

Don't eat a full package of extra-strength coughdrops either, that's no good.

Also, I'm all the fuck out of hairspray. My grandma tells me it smells like weed. She does this in the middle of the hallway at school.

BUT THAT'S BESIDE THE POINT.

YOU KNOW WHAT PISSES ME OFF GUYS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

YOU KNOW WHAT PISSES ME OFF?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?

You said: Everything, lol. Oh, and you have a penis.


NO.

Partially, yes.

BUT NO.

NO.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

NO.

No.

ANYWAYSSSSSSSSSSSSSS...

People who like to insullt random chicks behind their computer screen, because they're just such fucking pimps that they can just drag their asses around the internet telling random girls how goddamn hideous they are. never mind those mean comments I left on katie12231's channel, but srsly guise, who HASN'T?! Just look at me. Now, I ain't quite a looker. I've got low eyebrows, a high nose, and big cheeks.

Honestly, though. You think you're tough? Yeah, insulting a 12-year-old gamer girl on the internet is real tough, man. Wish I had balls like you.

As you can see, I'm butthurt. Seriously, though. I bet if you knew me IRL, or any other "ugly chick" for that matter, you'd not say it to my face.

You said: whut


DOES ANYONE GET WHAT I'M SAYING HERE?

I'M SO BUTTHURT BECAUSE PEOPLE THINK THAT I'M JUST SO UGLY, THEY'RE ALLOWED TO ATTACK ME ON THE INTERNET WITHOUT CONSEQUENCE AND THIS IS COMPLETELY POLITE AND JUSTIFIED. HAHAHAHAHA, NO. NO. NO.

NOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Not only this, but I'm sick of attacks against my boyfriend as well. He's not fat. Neither of us are overweight, we've got big cheeks, and since most of our pictures are of our faces, apparently this makes us fat. Am I right?

How can you even tell I'm fat? I've never taken a body shot before, all you've seen is my face. And I find this very offensive, btw, not because I'm insecure but because since age 11 I've been struggling with an on-and-off eating disorder, which all started because of assholes IRL who've got nothing better to do than insult me, thinking that it's perfectly fine just because I'm fat. You think fainting in public several times, blurred vision, and having to be forced to eat every night is no big deal? It is very much a big deal, and if you've ever lived on a granola bar and two tangerines a day and ending up losing muscle density instead of fat, therefore STILL looking overweight after months of torturing yourself like that, you'd know how it feels.

I don't know, just thought I'd throw that out there to see if anyone gets what I'm trying to say here.

TL;DR:



I don't like to be called fat, also I eat too much Splenda.

ANYONE WHO THINKS THEY'RE FUNNY BY COMMENTING "YOU'RE FAT" CAN EAT A DICK. never mind the fact that if I saw this blog and I was you, I'd do the same

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Fri Mar 12, 2010 02:45 AM +
Gujju
"Get chance and luck!"

Thats the internet for you. People who insult you over the net are either too cowardly to do it in real life or have mad insecurities themself.

 
 
Fri Mar 12, 2010 02:49 AM +
Nass
We're only here for a few blinks kids, so act now. This stuff wont last.

I still don't think you're a girl tho

 
 
Fri Mar 12, 2010 02:58 AM +
Dest1
Maximum Overtroll!!

ur fat

 
 
Fri Mar 12, 2010 03:07 AM +
Jakeeee
It's not trolling, it's just controversial

Nass said: I still don't think you're a girl tho


lol, how do you expect her to prove it in a non perverted way

 
 
Fri Mar 12, 2010 03:07 AM +
testicular
LULZMAYAKII, CREATOR OF TOO-SHORT BLOGS AND ABUSER OF CAPS, THE CANCER THAT IS KILLING VUTALES

Dest1 said: ur fat


 
 
Fri Mar 12, 2010 03:12 AM +
Nass
We're only here for a few blinks kids, so act now. This stuff wont last.

Jakeeee said:
Nass said: I still don't think you're a girl tho


lol, how do you expect her to prove it in a non perverted way


*shrugs*

Guess (s)he's a dude until there's some valid proof.

 
 
Fri Mar 12, 2010 03:21 AM +
DarkDragoon
Twiggily diggily dock

testicular said:
Dest1 said: ur fat




Body shot? o:
Nice six pack btw

 
 
Fri Mar 12, 2010 04:03 AM +
snowhamster
You know what I hate? Haters and hypocrites.

That picture of a girl with six pack has like. No boobs.
Conners thinks it's a guy with long hair.

 
 
Fri Mar 12, 2010 04:08 AM +
Merovign
Music is the shorthand of emotion.

You're fat.

*munches on bull's penis*

*dips bull's penis in chilli sauce*

*omnomnomnom*

 
 
Fri Mar 12, 2010 04:13 AM +
Nass
We're only here for a few blinks kids, so act now. This stuff wont last.

Well I read your blog now (yes I comment without reading 96% of the time)

And I think you're too uptight.

Yeah you know what I mean..

 
 
Fri Mar 12, 2010 04:21 AM +
FunnyFroggy
JESSICA JUNG!<3

You're fat.

*pokes Merovign's chili covered bull's penis*

ewwww. D:

 
 
Fri Mar 12, 2010 06:09 AM [Edited once ] +
Pirkid
Write drunk, edit sober.

Where the hell did that Profil3 lulz site come from?

Anyways..lol..it's the Internets. You can't expect justice here.

 
 
Fri Mar 12, 2010 07:37 AM +
MasterCheeze

http://profil3.wikia.com/wiki/MrBasil lol bogdan's identity isn't safe nowehere

 
 
Fri Mar 12, 2010 12:10 PM +
testicular
LULZMAYAKII, CREATOR OF TOO-SHORT BLOGS AND ABUSER OF CAPS, THE CANCER THAT IS KILLING VUTALES

Nass said: Well I read your blog now (yes I comment without reading 96% of the time)

And I think you're too uptight.

Yeah you know what I mean..


Would you expect anything else from LULZMAYAKII?!?!

 
 
Fri Mar 12, 2010 04:00 PM +
Reve
"If you keep poking a normally well-mannered dog with a stick, it will bite. And when it does, the fault lies not with the dog, but with you."

Uhhm.

I think you look fine.

 

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