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I AM PISSED.

Written by testicular on March 1, 2010
WHY????

1. MY SHIRT DIDN'T ARRIVE ON SUNDAY
2. I'M SICK TODAY
3. YOU KNOW WHAT I FORGOT TO WEAR TODAY? NO, AND YOU MOST LIKELY DON'T WANT TO KNOW.
4. MY DAD KEEPS BUYING ME TAMPONS. I DON'T WANT TAMPONS. I TOOK THE GODDAMN BOX, WROTE "NO" ON IT IN BIG LETTERS AND THREW IT ON HIS BED.
5. IT'S SO GOD DAMN SNOWY OUTSIDE
6. I ATE TOOTHPASTE LAST NIGHT
7. THERE'S SOMETHING IN SOME KINDS OF TOOTHPASTE THAT MAKES YOU GO BLIND
8. I'M NOT BLIND THOUGH. WAIT, I'M NOT PISSED ABOUT THAT.
9. PEOPLE WILL COMMENT ON THIS BLOG ASKING ME NOT TO TYPE IN CAPS
10. MY CAT SNORES
11. THE WASHING MACHINE WAS ON ALL FUCKING NIGHT AND I DIDN'T SLEEP UNTIL 1 AM
12. PEOPLE WILL COMMENT ON THIS BLOG SAYING IT'S TOO SHORT
13. HOLLYWOOD UNDEAD CAME TO TORONTO LAST YEAR BEFORE I FOUND OUT ABOUT THEM AND NOW THEY AREN'T COMING THIS YEAR WHICH IS BAD BECAUSE THEY ARE FUCKING AMAZING LIVE
14. DID I MENTION MY SHIRT DID NOT COME?
15. I FEEL GUILTY FOR EATING SO MANY CHIPS AHOY BITES BUT IF YOU DON'T LIKE THEM FUCK YOU.
16. I HAVE TO READ THE OUTSIDERS
17. I DON'T WANT TO READ THE OUTSIDERS
18. MY BANGS ARE SPLITTING
19. I'M BORED
20. MY ASS HURTS
21. IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE SNOWY IN MARCH
22. MY CAT IS A LITTLE ATTENTION WHORE
23. I CAUGHT MY RAPE FETISHIST EX-GULDIE CYBERING IN NAGRAND AND I THREW DYNAMITE AT HIM AND TOLD SOMEONE, AND THEY THINK I'M A JACKASS FOR "INTERRUPTING HIS RP". HURR DURR, I'M A TERRIBLE PERSON.
24. I DON'T WANT TO GIVE VALIKAR 3000 G I DON'T EVEN HAVE 3000 G, JESUS CHRIST.
25. MY INTERFACE IS GLITCHING

Alright, that's out of my system now.

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Mon Mar 01, 2010 11:22 PM +

Hollywood Undead...meh

 
 
Mon Mar 01, 2010 11:34 PM +

Well...

...that's one way to vent your anger...

 
 
Tue Mar 02, 2010 12:33 AM [Edited once ] +

I didn't really like them live.

Probably because the fat woman in front of me was a bitch.

 
 
Tue Mar 02, 2010 12:47 AM +

The only concert I ever saw was a Barenaked Ladies concert when I was 9.

My mom won a radio contest, and I didn't even know any of their songs besides If I Had A Million Dollars.

David Suzuki was there. He was firing t-shirts at the audience with an air cannon. I'm not shitting you, btw.

 
 
Tue Mar 02, 2010 01:05 AM +

The Outsiders..

You must be 14.

 
 
Tue Mar 02, 2010 01:14 AM +

What part of Toronto? NW, NE, SW, SE?

 
 
Tue Mar 02, 2010 01:41 AM +

@3: hmm...
@4: LOL
@7: Uhh, not sure about blindness but flouride is definitely bad for you.
@15: :'(
@20: that's what-...
@23: LOL

 
 
Tue Mar 02, 2010 03:03 AM +

Arladerus said: What part of Toronto? NW, NE, SW, SE?


MARKHAM.

 
 
Tue Mar 02, 2010 03:38 AM +

I swear you and Nass are Genetically designed for each other

 
 
Tue Mar 02, 2010 03:52 AM +

FUCK NASS JAKE IS BETTER. <3

 
 
Tue Mar 02, 2010 05:03 AM +

Take my order cause your body like a
Carry out
Let me walk into your body until you
Hear me out
Turn me on, my baby dont you
Cut me out
Turn me on, my baby dont you
Cut me out

 
 
Tue Mar 02, 2010 05:47 AM +

1. that sucks.
2. being sick sucks. what made you sick?
3. you're right I probably shouldn't ask.
4. buy tampons yourself to avoid that embarrassment.
5. snow = crappy bus transit service
6. wtf? seriously?
7. that's messed up. i went blind from too much whisky. Thought I was gonna die.
8. when you're pissed you just GOTTA UNLEASH THE F***KING FURY!!!! ROWR!
9. WoW. close your door dont let him in.
10. why didnt you just shut the machine off for the night?
12. just one word then it's too short
13. yep the good bands always cancel concerts and only the crappy bands show up.
14. yes your shirt didnt come maybe the disgruntled underpaid Chinese worker decided to keep it.
15. yes, grease slows you down and makes you depressed, and no i do not consent for you to F*** me because you're probably a minor.
16. Movie was better
17. like I said, go watch the movie. it follows the book.
18. don't they have something for splitting hair these days?
19. bored? BORED? try spending FOUR TO SIX HOURS A DAY ON THE BUS WITH A DEAD MP3 PLAYER
20. get a better chair.
21. then come to Vancouver. spring starts in February now.
22. At least your cat doesn't spray your clothes with mating hormones and permanently stink them.
23. RP? you play RP sever? WHY???
24. change or update your addons
25. i love you

 
 
Tue Mar 02, 2010 07:34 AM [Edited once ] +

Pirkid said: I swear you and Nass are Genetically designed for each other


QFT

 
 
Wed Mar 03, 2010 06:14 AM +

Spade said: The Outsiders..

You must be 14.


More like twelve.

 
 
Fri Mar 05, 2010 07:33 PM +

Read Outsiders when I was 13

 

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