When I think of how I feel about you my heart beats faster. No it's not the beginning of a heart attack. It's LOVE!

My love for you bubbles like a newly poured grape soda, spilling over with fizz. I first realized it when you made the oh-so-eloquently made blog of apliance smex. Only a literary genius could think of something so creative and pull it off so well while still expressing the intricacies in the human psycho-sexual development. I sigh in bliss as I remember how it made butterflies appear in my stomach.

Then, you chased a cat all around a city. Now most people would think it cruel, and mean. But no! Only I, as your secret admirer, could see the depth and meaning into what you did. You were merely exercising, testing out your endurance and strength, for when the time comes that cats try to take over the earth, you will be ready, having already tested them and knowing your strengths and weaknesses. Oh how i gasped and fell even deeper in love! Planning ahead, and leading the chase, signs of a true leader!

Oh I cannot count the numerous things that made me fall in love. But I will say this:

Joaco, you are an insomniac D:

WILL YOU MARRY ME NASS? I HAVE PIZZA!