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Mon Mar 23, 2009 08:49 AM +

I'm a JELLY-THIEVING SLUT.

HELL yes.

I stole your like AND comment virginity!

*dances*

...also what the hell is that, the first word of your blog I see as I am writing this is the male genitalia. MY EYES ARE LIKE, DRAWN TO IT, AND THEN 'CRUSHED' AND I THINK, EW. EW EW EW.

Edit: Hot Russians babes ALWAYS want to webcam me. Jealous?

Mon Mar 23, 2009 08:53 AM +

Indescane

"The fact that you�re wearing Dolce is great, but I�d rather see you out of Dolce-�

Yeah, whatever, unceremoniously deflowered. I have heard these things many a time before and nothing changes I am still better than you. Case in point: I suddenly look down at the spine of my ring-bound Chemistry manual and what do I see, but a dismembered, crushed, spider.

I did not shriek like a small girl whose ice cream just fell out of its cone.

I got up in a measured and orderly manner and put it in the bin. Then I flicked its remaining legs off my desk and sat down, behaving in a totally un-wussy way.

What have you done lately?

Mon Mar 23, 2009 11:39 AM +

Ezyan

I'm a JELLY-THIEVING SLUT.

Been cool. Which has not involved crushing spiders. Instead, I've been learning terminology to use to confuse people and still conduct a meaningful and much more intelligent conversation with another person who is as talented I am.

AND THAT CATEGORY DOESN'T INCLUDE YOU.

SO SUCK SHIT.

And wtf was a spider doing in your chem book omg never carrying your books for you down the street again. ;_;

Mon Mar 23, 2009 12:12 PM +

SirPainsalot

I make THE WORST blogs. srsly

For some reason, I thought "babes" was "babies" so I wuz liek "Wtf?"
Anywho, wut's up with the comments being poems? o-o

Mon Mar 23, 2009 12:47 PM +

SilverFx

"Well done! Consciousness to sarcasm in five seconds!"

Hoy, Descane-God-You-Are. XD

Mon Mar 23, 2009 01:20 PM +

Merovign

Music is the shorthand of emotion.

Da-AMN!

Hot Russian babes for the win, you say, tovarisch Des?

Mon Mar 23, 2009 02:41 PM +

Zhlink

Give a man a match, he stays warm for a minute. Set a man on fire, he stays warm forever.

8 D
Yay, MMOT's being patched together again.

Mon Mar 23, 2009 07:11 PM +

MasterCheeze

Dude, you were the guy I was trying to think of a while ago as a totally obscure MMOTaler from the site's beginning. But yeah, you're a girl and whatnot, not a dude or a guy.

Edit: Wait, wtf, you're actually a guy? Maybe I got it mixed up and initially thought you were a girl instead of vice-versa. Gah, don't be insulted about this, I seriously can't remember if you're a guy or a girl. >.<