You heard me. You know why Hemingway was a man? Because he didn't fuck up his work with adjectives. Show me a woman who doesn't want to boink Hemingway and I'll show you a liar. You guys want to boink, don't you? Rhetorical question, I know you do.

I'm tired of them. They're overused and over appreciated. You can describe things, congratulations. Now stop clogging my brain with shit like adjectives. Women don't like it. They want a man who'll speak straight. They don't want someone who'll dance around it like a homosexual. Floweryyyy flowersssss. Oh googidy ga ga. They might not want to admit it but they want Hemingway. They want someone who enjoys life for its splendor. Not because of its fucking adjectives. Like honestly, what's the point? I'm too manly to describe anything to anyone. If they want to see it, they can hop on a zebra with their gun and hunt a fucking elephant for themselves. Not "Imagine an open plain with a massive herd of elephants. Imagine the alpha male in all his masculine splendor mounting the nearest women elephant. Now imagine a man with a small build and massive forearms that scream "SQUEEZE ME!" with an elephant gun approaching the elephant. BANG! The elephant was dead."

Now, that sounded shitty didn't it? You know why? Adjectives.

I challenge you to post without adjectives, men. Feel the testosterone and grab that female. (And boink)