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INTERNET SAFETY HERP DERP.

Written by testicular on January 6, 2010
SCHOOL IS BACK.

I've been really bored recently. Time to find something to complain about.

I hate it when people flip a bitch at me about internet safety.

You heard of the 16-year-old kid who met up with a 42-year-old woman who was his RP girlfriend on WoW? My parents and my grandma have been obsessing over it for the past few days as if I've never heard of shit like this before.

Don't you hate it too? I've had them following me around for the past week asking me my opinion on this and telling me not to date 50-year-old men on the internet. Now let me ask you, am I stupid? Yes, I know I'm 12 and all that shit. But do you honestly think if a random guy I don't know asked me out on a video game, I'd accept? Hell no. I'm not a dumbass.

And I can't even remember how many times I've been told "Don't give out your name or photo on the internet!" Alright. My name is Sofia. I've got a photo up on my myspace. Now tell me my address, phone number and home town. What? You can't?! THEN WHY IS IT SO DANGEROUS TO PUT THAT OUT THERE?!

I can't tell you all how much I hate all this "internet safety" bullshit. I'm not going to end up like that kid. I know shit about privacy. I've started to get so pissed off over parents obsessing about internet safety that I have to restrain myself from screaming when I hear a little kids' commercial that ends with "ASK YOUR PARENTS BEFORE GOING ONLINE."

Honestly. It's really pissing me off how people think I'm stupid enough to do something like what that kid did. My grandma's been hovering over me while I play WoW for the past couple days saying "ARE YOU TALKING TO A MAN. ARE YOU TALKING TO A MAN. CAN I PLAY WITH YOU. ARE YOU TALKING TO A MAN." And my dad's been clogging up my email inbox with "I'M NOT GOING TO MAKE A BIG DEAL ABOUT THIS BUT WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS KID WHO DID THIS SHIT? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. HUH? LOL I BET MARTIN LUTHER KING WOULD GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THIS KID" (I told him MLK was my role model. Because he's the closest thing I have to one.)

LIKE REALLY. AM I STUPID? I DON'T KNOW VUTALES, YOU TELL ME.

inb4 "they're just doing this because they want you to be safe"

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Wed Jan 06, 2010 09:53 PM +
dee32693
My theme is NOM NOM NOM<3

Parents these days are way too obsessed about safety pre-cautions. LET THE KID SCRAPe HIS FRIGGIN KNEE, HE'LL LEARN TO NOT GO DOWN THE SLIDE ON HIS KNEES!

Ugh.

 
 
Wed Jan 06, 2010 10:17 PM +
David
Beeh.

dee32693 said: Parents these days are way too obsessed about safety pre-cautions. LET THE KID SCRAPe HIS FRIGGIN KNEE, HE'LL LEARN TO NOT GO DOWN THE SLIDE ON HIS KNEES!

Ugh.


O_o;

You're going to make a bad parent, lol..

 
 
Wed Jan 06, 2010 11:23 PM +
Gujju
"Get chance and luck!"

-.- no one will die from a scrapped knee dadey :P

and no you arent. I am 18 and my mom is still scared to leave me home alone. She wont let me use the stove for fear of burning down the house, and I must be told about 5 times a day to never open the door. =/

 
 
Thu Jan 07, 2010 01:09 AM +
FunnyFroggy
JESSICA JUNG!<3

Hey, wanna go out?

 
 
Thu Jan 07, 2010 01:11 AM +
testicular
LULZMAYAKII, CREATOR OF TOO-SHORT BLOGS AND ABUSER OF CAPS, THE CANCER THAT IS KILLING VUTALES

shur lawl

 
 
Thu Jan 07, 2010 01:16 AM [Edited once ] +
darkness
Sometimes the most profound reaction is nothing.

You're 12... and yet your name is testicular...

You're either very mature for your age... or very, uh, "mature" for your age.

Parents tend to be protective until you have a job, a wife and are over 21.

Gen'ralization.

 
 
Thu Jan 07, 2010 01:16 AM +
Arladerus

My parents trust me. =O

 
 
Thu Jan 07, 2010 01:22 AM +
testicular
LULZMAYAKII, CREATOR OF TOO-SHORT BLOGS AND ABUSER OF CAPS, THE CANCER THAT IS KILLING VUTALES

darkness said: You're 12... and yet your name is testicular...

You're either very mature for your age... or very, uh, "mature" for your age.

Parents tend to be protective until you have a job, a wife and are over 21.

Gen'ralization.


I'm straight.

 
 
Thu Jan 07, 2010 01:32 AM +
Wolfboy183

its all about their power trip. age of consent in ontario is 16 he was 16 so what's the problem?

 
 
Thu Jan 07, 2010 02:11 AM +
Dest1
Maximum Overtroll!!

Wolfboy183 said: its all about their power trip. age of consent in ontario is 16 he was 16 so what's the problem?


he met up with a 42 y/o creeper.

 
 
Thu Jan 07, 2010 02:38 AM +
Chameleon

testicular said:
darkness said: You're 12... and yet your name is testicular...

You're either very mature for your age... or very, uh, "mature" for your age.

Parents tend to be protective until you have a job, a wife and are over 21.

Gen'ralization.


I'm straight.


I fell off my chair laughing.

 
 
Thu Jan 07, 2010 02:39 AM +
dee32693
My theme is NOM NOM NOM<3

David said:
dee32693 said: Parents these days are way too obsessed about safety pre-cautions. LET THE KID SCRAPe HIS FRIGGIN KNEE, HE'LL LEARN TO NOT GO DOWN THE SLIDE ON HIS KNEES!

Ugh.


O_o;

You're going to make a bad parent, lol..


Because when my kid plays on the playground and scraps his knee I AM A BAD PARENT. Seriously david, seems like you'll be the bad parent here.

 
 
Thu Jan 07, 2010 02:40 AM +
David
Beeh.

Chameleon said:
testicular said:
darkness said: You're 12... and yet your name is testicular...

You're either very mature for your age... or very, uh, "mature" for your age.

Parents tend to be protective until you have a job, a wife and are over 21.

Gen'ralization.


I'm straight.


I fell off my chair laughing.


I didn't even notice, and although I didn't fell off my chair, I did chuckle amusingly.

 
 
Thu Jan 07, 2010 03:53 AM +
Merovign
Music is the shorthand of emotion.

dee32693 said: Parents these days are way too obsessed about safety pre-cautions. LET THE KID SCRAPe HIS FRIGGIN KNEE, HE'LL LEARN TO NOT GO DOWN THE SLIDE ON HIS KNEES!

Ugh.


MARRY ME. AND WE'LL LET OUR KID SCRAPE HIS KNEE UNTIL HE DOESN'T GO DOWN THE SLIDE ON HIS KNEES.

LOLOLOLOL.

 
 
Thu Jan 07, 2010 04:43 AM +
Pirkid
Write drunk, edit sober.

If your kid wants to skateboard, are you going to let him, knowing full well that he could hurt himself?
No, you're just going to tell him to be careful and send him on his way. Let him learn lessons on his own, don't hold his his entire life.

Protection =/= Re-Education Through Labor


Also, don't upload a picture from a device that can be location tracked, like an iPhone.
Bad things happen.

 

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