Backpedal.
Written by
Pirkid on December 22, 2009
I got invited to a threesome. (MMF before anyone asks)
It was by this couple that I've known for a long time, and extremely well. They asked me to come over for a 'night' and that I could bring people if I wanted. ._.
Firstly:
HOLY SHIT THREESOME GO
Then I backpedaled and realized it was MMF.
Then I accelerated and realized I didn't care.
Secondly:
They're really closer friends. It was be really awkward.
Backpedal.
It wouldn't really, because we've known to be very...raunchy.
Accelerate.
THEY ARE FRIENDS
Thirdly:
A couple only resorts to erratic and strange sexual behavior when either:
A. They're both experimental.
B. There's a problem in the relationship.
And I don't want to be either their sexual deviant or quick fix.
A few days ago, I woke up around 9 am to the sound of a very annoying alarm. I thought it was my alarm clock so I slammed it and fell back down. It continued. Aggravated, I jumped out of bed and found the source of the sound, the small fire alarm in the hallway outside my bedroom. Thinking it was just the battery dying, I left it alone, annoying as it was, and took my dog downstairs to get some breakfast.
I called my mom about it. She said I had to unscrew it and take the battery out, so I dragged a chair underneath it. (Then I realized I didn't need a chair...) so I just reached up and grabbed it. Unscrewing it, I tried to find a battery but there was nothing to pull out.
That's when I noticed it. The small white box on the wall next to the fire alarm that was on the ceiling. It was the actual one making the noise and a little red light was flashing next to the label "WARNING - Get To Fresh Air".
Panic and chaos. Grabbing Jasper, I threw him out the back door as I rushed through the house, opening both garage doors and windows. Finally jumping outside myself, I dialed 911.
They show up and check the house, it was fine after a while. One of my friend's friend was working as a trainee for the team that came to my house so I had a buddy to freeze to death beside as I stood there in my pyjamas, Jasper chasing his tail in the snow.
Yay for near-death experience number..I forgot what I'm at now.
So i got into a car accident a few weeks ago.
Nothing major but every time I even look at a car or take a left turn...I flashback to the accident.
What happened (if you don't know) was that I was at the end of my left turn and the other guy was going straight. He hit the back end of my passenger side and got totaled, sliding into the middle of the intersection. I went spinning in my jeep, on the spot, twice, until I stopped and ended up facing the incoming traffic. I was hurting all over my body for a good two weeks after. (I still hurt from muscle pain sometimes nowadays.)
I..I always see myself spinning..around and around, grabbing my steering wheel tightly, my glasses flying off..the sound...the screech of metal on metal and the bang of the small car crushing against my jeep..
I have nightmares.
I got proposed to.
But before I get to that, I have to tell you something. The pool environment where I work (lifeguard/swimming instructor) is a very..unethical place. Placing kids under the care of scantly clad hornymone-driven teenagers is a recipe for disaster..and we pull it off.
The whole session is very flirty and otherwise great fun. I enjoy working there, aside from the occasional 50 report cards to write and the worksheets to fill out, it's an enjoyable environment.
And it's a soap opera in it's own right. Co-workers date (guilty), break up (also guilty), hook up, go out together, party, flirt...it's crazy. Without getting into too much detail, I'll just say that the pool/beach is a great place to have people to talk to and enjoy humorous situations with.
I'll blog more about crazy pool stuff later. Onto the proposal.
I walk through the glass door that leads from the viewing room to the pool. A girl called me last-minute and asked me to cover her shift that night, and I agree as I was strapped for cash.
I walk to the office..and I see no one. The lights are on and the office is decorated in Christmas/holiday decorations. There's even a mistletoe over the door.
I turn around. Lisa, one of my co-workers, is standing in the doorway. She smiles at me.
"Hey, Lisa! Where is everyone?"
"Oh..it's just you and me.."
Shuffling closer, she grabs my hand. I don't really know what to do at this point so I don't do anything. She goes down on one knee.
"Pirithivi, for years I have admired you from afar. Miles have separated me from my true love, and I wished so much to express it to you but I did not know how. I felt as though I could only show how huge my love for you was by offering this."
She opens a small wooden box, and reveals what looks like a $30 ring.
"Will you marry me?"
You can imagine my face at this point: =O x100
But I knew something was up, so I take it in stride. I go down on my knee and face her.
"Lisa..for years, I have loved you as well. I felt as though you were forbidden and that you would never return my feelings. Now that I know that you feel the same way I realize that we can spend the rest of our lives together, forever." I grab her hand and kiss her.
Her face: >=O x1000
"What?!"
"What?"
"You..you're saying yes?"
"Yes..what's wrong, sweetheart?"
And at that instant, Shivam, Erin, Suraj, Marley, Ryan and Kyle fall out of the changing room door laughing their arses off. I get up and start giggling myself at Lisa's face after I kissed her.
Oh..the sweet, sweet taste of reversal.
Still happening.
Less frequently~
THEY'RE OVER
BUT I STILL HAVE ONE MORE
Because of my accident, I missed my Calc exam so it's being rescheduled to sometime in January. =/
But hey, for now, IT'S OVER
And the blog is over as well.
Cheers, comrades. <3
~Pir
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