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Written by Spade on December 9, 2009
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Right, so lets cut to the chase.

Recently my girlfriend spent money on a gift that was worth about a hundred dollars. (iPod Nano)


My mouth dropped when she opened the little red box after school one day.

"Fuuu--, Grace, u srs" I spatter.

"Take it," She insists.

I stare at the box for a good 30 seconds.

I reach for it but then quickly pull my hand back.

But then I reach for it again.

I slap my hand with my other hand.

In conflict with myself, I do what always do when I panic.


"WAT IS DIS"

"-_-"

The thing is I would've gladly taken the present if I could return a favor that was equivalent to an iPod Nano.

All I have are toothpicks.


We argue about the present for about another 20 minutes, shoving the box back and forth between us.

After the school grounds are nearly empty I finally take the present.


I grasp it in my hands, gripping it as if it was a nuclear bomb to set off if it ever hit the floor.

I don't know why I was so nervous, I was pretty pissed off actually.

"I really wanted to get something for you, you know, for making me so happy." (Summarized, she talks for like a good 3 minutes)

She crosses her legs, puts her arms behind her back, and tilts her head and smiles. Holy crap shes adorable when she does that.



"Fine." I say.

"Really?" She claps her hands together and gives me the cutest pair of eyes on the planet.

"Yep."

I walk her to her house, then we chill for a bit.

We watch a movie but I wasn't really paying attention.

My thoughts were still on the Nano.


I guess she must've known something was wrong cause when I was about to leave she watched me with caution.

I strap on my backpack.

"Alright, I'm gonna go."

We hug, she gives me a peck on my cheek and I go out through the front door.

I start walking away and she watches me as I go down the block.

I turn back when I make the corner and look at the door.

It's closed.

":T"

I sprint back like a retard.

I slow down to tipy toes once I get close to her house, and I drop the little red box back in her mailbox.



I'm going to accept the gift, but once I get something that I can give her back >_>



Knowing her she'll probably walk all the way to my house and sneak the present back to my mailbox.

God I love her













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Wed Dec 09, 2009 07:50 PM +

Wow....THAT'S ADORABLE!! Aww :D ACCEPT YOUR PRESENT!!!!!

You said: (Summarized, she talks for like a good 3 minutes)


That's how girls talk yo.

 
 
Wed Dec 09, 2009 09:35 PM +

dee32693 said: Wow....THAT'S ADORABLE!! Aww :D ACCEPT YOUR PRESENT!!!!!

You said: (Summarized, she talks for like a good 3 minutes)


That's how girls talk yo.


So effing true. Haha.

 
 
Wed Dec 09, 2009 09:47 PM +

Now there, did the title have anything to do with the blog?

 
 
Wed Dec 09, 2009 09:53 PM +

She crosses her legs, puts her arms behind her back, and tilts her head and smiles.

Your girlfriend must be a japanese schoolgirl

 
 
Wed Dec 09, 2009 09:56 PM +

spade

you still play combat arms?

or do you play cumbutt legz with your girlfriend now?

 
 
Wed Dec 09, 2009 10:38 PM +

that's me at christmas- i always feel like im going to owe people all the time. i even rejected a few presents and pissed off my parents because of that.

 
 
Wed Dec 09, 2009 10:45 PM +

dee32693 said: Wow....THAT'S ADORABLE!! Aww :D ACCEPT YOUR PRESENT!!!!!


 
 
Wed Dec 09, 2009 11:44 PM +

Waffle said: She crosses her legs, puts her arms behind her back, and tilts her head and smiles.

Your girlfriend must be a japanese schoolgirl


She's korean

She's into that anime stuff and shit


@Dest: I still play CA: False

add me

 
 
Wed Dec 09, 2009 11:49 PM +

What's with people and FPS names?

All the people I know have F's
Like FaKe and crap

 
 
Thu Dec 10, 2009 12:13 AM +

Oh my fucking god... Sooooo my girlfriend. I'm gettin' her earrings for Christmas and someone tipped her off, and she is trying to figure out what I want but I've been telling her all she is all I want and I don't want anything in return. She's given me a fucking CASH LIMIT I can use on her present. Like wtf? =.=

It annoys me, so much. I'm the kind of guy that could spend $1,000 on a girl and still be happy. She's the kind of girl who'd get mad if I spent $5 on her and she didn't get me anything back. It pisses me off so much sometimes. I'm just gettin' her the earrings anyway

 
 
Thu Dec 10, 2009 01:45 AM +

Blackboy0 said: Oh my fucking god... Sooooo my girlfriend. I'm gettin' her earrings for Christmas and someone tipped her off, and she is trying to figure out what I want but I've been telling her all she is all I want and I don't want anything in return. She's given me a fucking CASH LIMIT I can use on her present. Like wtf? =.=

It annoys me, so much. I'm the kind of guy that could spend $1,000 on a girl and still be happy. She's the kind of girl who'd get mad if I spent $5 on her and she didn't get me anything back. It pisses me off so much sometimes. I'm just gettin' her the earrings anyway


-hops on wagon-

Exactly the same. =/

 
 
Thu Dec 10, 2009 02:40 AM +

Pirkid said:
Blackboy0 said: Oh my fucking god... Sooooo my girlfriend. I'm gettin' her earrings for Christmas and someone tipped her off, and she is trying to figure out what I want but I've been telling her all she is all I want and I don't want anything in return. She's given me a fucking CASH LIMIT I can use on her present. Like wtf? =.=

It annoys me, so much. I'm the kind of guy that could spend $1,000 on a girl and still be happy. She's the kind of girl who'd get mad if I spent $5 on her and she didn't get me anything back. It pisses me off so much sometimes. I'm just gettin' her the earrings anyway


-hops on wagon-

Exactly the same. =/


i actually know where Spade is coming from. When i accept things from friends, like when they buy me breakfast cause i have no money, i feel like such a loser mooch it makes me want to beg them not to =X It's just that horrible crawling feeling of "I CAN'T JUST TAKE THIS FOR FREE" agh i cant pay anyone back anything so i beg people not to give me anything so i wont have to feel the crushing guilt of not getting someone something for christmas and they got me something.

 
 
Thu Dec 10, 2009 02:48 AM +

Well my ign on Cross Fire is *[English]* pwnage

 
 
Thu Dec 10, 2009 03:51 AM +

dee32693 said:
Pirkid said:
Blackboy0 said: Oh my fucking god... Sooooo my girlfriend. I'm gettin' her earrings for Christmas and someone tipped her off, and she is trying to figure out what I want but I've been telling her all she is all I want and I don't want anything in return. She's given me a fucking CASH LIMIT I can use on her present. Like wtf? =.=

It annoys me, so much. I'm the kind of guy that could spend $1,000 on a girl and still be happy. She's the kind of girl who'd get mad if I spent $5 on her and she didn't get me anything back. It pisses me off so much sometimes. I'm just gettin' her the earrings anyway


-hops on wagon-

Exactly the same. =/


i actually know where Spade is coming from. When i accept things from friends, like when they buy me breakfast cause i have no money, i feel like such a loser mooch it makes me want to beg them not to =X It's just that horrible crawling feeling of "I CAN'T JUST TAKE THIS FOR FREE" agh i cant pay anyone back anything so i beg people not to give me anything so i wont have to feel the crushing guilt of not getting someone something for christmas and they got me something.


i like free things

 
 
Thu Dec 10, 2009 05:12 AM +

Blackboy0 said: Oh my fucking god... Sooooo my girlfriend. I'm gettin' her earrings for Christmas and someone tipped her off, and she is trying to figure out what I want but I've been telling her all she is all I want and I don't want anything in return. She's given me a fucking CASH LIMIT I can use on her present. Like wtf? =.=

It annoys me, so much. I'm the kind of guy that could spend $1,000 on a girl and still be happy. She's the kind of girl who'd get mad if I spent $5 on her and she didn't get me anything back. It pisses me off so much sometimes. I'm just gettin' her the earrings anyway


That sounds kind of like me. As in I'd freak out if ANY money was spent on me D: I think it's just a "Oh, I don't want to look bad" kind of thing :o

 

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